Twitter

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Twitter is a website, socialist country, and bird app (briefly dog app) where foolish people could make other users angry and you could get followed by bots (sometimes of the equine variety) who promote dodgy websites that sell digital versions of printed and bound texts. Studies have shown proven that people who delete their Twitters experience a 63% decline in bewilderment, a 42% decline in rage, and a 34% increase in personal well-being. Despite this, it is kind of addicting. Even busy men like Donald Trump can find time to use it.