Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt was a president of UnAmerica. He was a Republican, but then the Republican Party didn't nominate him again so he started the Bull Moose Party. He was into hunting, war, and bashing on people who don't do stuff except for bash on people who attempt stuff. He wanted to participate in World War I because he thought it would be fun but the government didn't let him. It was actually boring and traumatic.

The teddy bear is named after him because one time he didn't kill a bear.