The Robot Pirate Island War

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The Robot Pirate Island war was a historical event imagined by SpongeBob and Patrick when they were playing with their Imagination Box. It is a war between the Pirates and Robots. But it was in your imagination

History of the War[edit | edit source]

Declaration of War[edit | edit source]

No one knows how the war started but it is theorized that the war happened when the pirates became fed up with the robots' tyranny and wanted freedom, while others claimed that the pirates attacked the island for the robots' gold. Whatever the case, the robots and pirates hated each other and decided to declare war. The robots were after the Imagination Box that the pirates swore to protect it.

The Battle of the Beaches[edit | edit source]

Spongebob and Patrick arrived on the Island as the war declared. Cannonballs were fired, and the machines fought the buccaneers at the beaches. Spongebob and Patrick, at first, tried to run, but the latter was shot down by a nuke, while the former tried to hide behind a tree. A mecha spots them and charges at Spongebob, who is then saved by a stray cannonball. Mr. Krabs gets cornered by the robots, but counterattacks by doing a sword spin. The Pirate captain orders his ship to anchor itself by the Robot Mothership.

The Battle of the Robot Mothership[edit | edit source]

The robots realized that the pirates have invaded their ship and then proceeded to defend the Mothership. As the two ships clashed, Spongebob, who is still falling, lands inside the Robot Mothership. He decides he is going to fight head on. The Weenie hut Jr. robot attacks Spongebob, but is quickly disposed of by the latter. He and Patrick the confront the Robot leader. The leader is a T800.

Final Battle[edit | edit source]

They have a boss fight as Spongebob and Patrick bum-rushed the leader. The leader is unfazed by the attacks of his fleshy adversaries. Spongebob then ask T800 "Why won't you die!?" only for the latter to reply back by transforming into a giant f******* mecha! Spongebob and Patrick were scared and tried to run. Just then, Pirate!Ed, Edd n Eddy saw that their friends are in danger and tried to sail away. Spongebob has had enough of running and then proceeded to catapult himself towards the Mecha. At first the Mecha was unfazed by Spongebob's attack, until the latter said the 4 deadly Japanese words: Omae wa mou shinderiu (You're already dead). The Mecha let out a terrified "NANI!?"(translates to "WHAT!?" in Japanese), before spontaneously combusting, ending the war.

Post-War[edit | edit source]

After the Robot leader fell, a celebration was held for the pirates' triumph. However, while the war ended with the pirates as the winners, the cost was enormous. The war had heavy casualties for both the robots and pirates. Because of this, Spongebob and Patrick created a plaque to serve as the memorial for the brave pirates who lost their lives to protect the Imagination Box from the Robot Menace, lest their selfless sacrifices be forgotten. Spongebob and Patrick were exhausted after spending the entire day imagining their war with the robots and decided to go to bed, leaving their Imagination Box in the street.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • As of this day, the memorial plaque and Pie Pivot-O's Robot Pirate Island footage used in his YTP Spingebill's Box Fantasy are the only known surviving records that prove the war's existence.