The Queen

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The Queen is the titular name for a Mexican Bearded Lizard who lives in a building called Buckingham Palace in England. She does not make any economic contributions to the country, except for buying stuff and employing staff, but instead leeches off of the proletariat working class. She does make some social contributions by giving tabloid writers material for disapproving of stuff her children and grandchildren do, and political contributions by appointing whoever she wants to the House of Lordes.

She is probably a descendant of the Islamic prophet Muhammad.