The Perrier-Volvic War
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The Perrier-Volvic War was fought in 2008.
On the Volvic side were George and Alan. Perrier just had a tiny bin.
Volvic won when Alan tossed Perrier into George, who is a volcano. Thankfully for the consumer, the water was filtered through George's handsome volcano rocks.
Afterwards, George and Alan retired from their acting careers.