The Evil Teletubbies Show (2015 series)

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The Evil Teletubbies Show is a reboot of the original 1985 Evil Teletubbies show, created by the BBC to hypnotize yet another generation of pathetic and weak children. It stars the Evil Teletubbies you all know and love, but worse than ever. This show is predicted to be banned in anywhere from 20-25 years. However, after it got banned. This show was rebooted again in 2077 during the Cyberpunk Era. Just like in the old show, the characters who die in each episode respawn after the episode's end, unless the next one continues where it left off.

It premiered on November 9, 2015 on CBeebies. It premiered on Monday, May 30, 2016 in the United States of UnAmerica on Nick Jr (The 2015 reboot of the Good Teletubbies Show was supposed to be on Nick Jr, but Viacom command Nick Jr to choose this TV bad Teletubbies show instead) and it's rated TV-MA.

Footage of the new series, featuring the Evil Tubbies scheming while eating Bad Tubby Toast (that was innocent people) in their Evil Home Dome. What mean-looking they are, as mean as the two evil Ace Savvy Movie Judges

Differences[edit | edit source]

Due to The Great Teletubby Land Massacre, this show has its differences from the original show, mostly to be down + hip with today's kewl kidz.

  • Two new characters have been added: the first being Alt 2.0. She came to Evil Teletubby Land after the Massacre, and the Evil Teletubbies love her because she has a Teletubby tummy for a face.
    • Also, she created their Tubby Phone which has a laser.
  • The second new characters are the Evil Tiddlytubbies.
  • The Evil Teletubbies now live in this not-scary-looking on the inside (but terrifying on the outside) place called the Home Dome, which has a Tubby Custard Ride which looks like a big train, because Alt 2.0 loves trains.
  • The Evil Noo-Noo has a new paint job. It's pink because real men wear pink.
  • Evil Po's motorcycle has been replaced with a childish-looking, but totally evil scooter called PO COOTAH. PO COOTAH can fly, shoot fire, and it has a train horn.
  • The Magic Windmill was replaced with a Magic Windmill 2.0 that can turn people into Tubby CustardTubby Toast and Stickmen.
  • A field of New Talking Flowers has been planted. Unlike the old ones, these can speak 26 languages and don't have squeaky voices.

Their theme song (a rip-off of the theme from Dark Cloud)[edit | edit source]

Episodes[edit | edit source]

See here

Leaks[edit | edit source]

6.5[edit | edit source]

Season 6.5 will start at Season 6, Episode 64.

Season 7[edit | edit source]

A leaked clip of the premiere of Season 7 shows the Teletubbies behind a wooden barricade, with metallic honking in the background. Evil Tinky Winky comments on how many there are, so the Evil Teletubbies throw him out over the barricade. He explodes upon hitting the ground, suggesting there was a mine. Multiple highly distorted images featuring Evil Teletubbies have been released as of 11/20/2018.

Duh Mewvie[edit | edit source]

A movie based on the series, because of its popularity, will be released December 5th. The Evil Teletubbies Movie: The Sick as Hell Movie, Mr. T once again attacks Evil Teletubby Land for no reason and has an epic battle with Evil Teletubbies Unbound. Also, Alt 2.0 ASPLODES. Meanwhile, Pedobear kidnaps the Evil Tiddlytubbies because he loves little girls.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • This, along with the original, is Indoraptor's absolute favorite show. There's random carnage everywhere and she enjoys every bit of it. It wouldn't be a surprise to say Indoraptor is a big fan of the Evil Teletubbies themselves. Although she, children and us at the UnAnything Team love it, almost everyone else hates it. A lot.
  • A lost episode exists where Kirby shows up out of nowhere and kills the Evil Teletubbies. It's currently locked away in Home Dome.
  • This show used to contain any kid-friendly music from non-Teletubbies stuff, however containing music that isn't suitable for kids (such as DOOM, Devil May Cry, Dead Rising, Resident Evil, and any mature shame)