The Evil Loud House

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The Evil Loud House is a dangerous terrorist group based in Evil Royal Woods, and the main rival to the Evil Teletubbies. They're the evil counterparts of The Good Loud Family. The main members, known as the Evil Louds (from the Squadala Language word L’aud, meaning “anti-gender balance”), are all billions of years old, but only age once every few billion years. This is why most of them appear to be kids or teens.

You’d expect the leader to be Evil Lori, since she’s the oldest, but NOPE! Evil Lincoln is actually the leader.

The group was extremely obscure until it gained a propaganda cartoon on Nickelodeon in 2016. (This was caused by Evil Lincoln bribing Viacom, the monke and his Fakegee that runs the channel.) This cartoon inspired lotsa merchandise like comic books, lunch boxes, toys, and a flamethrower. It is also getting a movie on Netflix, where the Evil Louds take over Scotland from the UnUK. However, the Evil Loud House was disabanded after Evil Lincoln Loud was killed by the Evil Teletubbies and the 10 Evil Loud Sisters fled from the UnUniverse. So the Evil Loud House Movie was cancelled. Then, the Evil Loud House Show was cancelled and banned in July 2021

History[edit | edit source]

The Loud House used to be a division of The Barney Bunch. However, it split off into its own thing in 1992, when Evil Lincoln Loud had a disagreement with Drew Pickles.

Despite being a terrorist group, The Evil Loud House was obscure until 2016, when it got a propaganda cartoon on Nickelodeon. The show was initially written by Evil Lincoln Loud himself, disguised as "Chris Savino" ("Savino" is Squadala for "a method of brainwashing children"), but he got bored and left after 2 seasons, making up a story about "sexual allegations" to explain it. Now, it's written by his minions.

Then, the Evil Loud House was disabanded and was now defeated after Evil Lincoln Loud was killed by the Evil Teletubbies and the 10 Evil Loud Sisters fled from the UnUniverse. So the Evil Loud House Movie was cancelled and banned. Then, the Evil Loud House Show along with The Evil Casagrandes Show was cancelled and banned in July 2021. All of the former Evil Loud House minions will be enslaved by the Evil Teletubbies and Evil Ronnie-Anne, Evil Sid, and Evil Clyde McBride has fled from the UnUniverse. Plus, the Evil Teletubbies has stolen the iPhone Infinity from Evil Lori Loud

The Evil Louds[edit | edit source]

The core of the group is eleven siblings known as the Evil Loud Siblings. They don't actually have parents; that was made up for the cartoon. Before the Good Loud Family was born. The Evil Loud Siblings were all created by Zalgo reproducing asexually (like an amoeba), but he disowned them for all the horrible things they did.

  • Evil Lincoln Loud - The middle child, the leader, and the only "male" (biologically, they don't have genders, as they're terrifying Eldritch Abominations disguised as human children. They're fake counterparts of the real good Loud Family). Turned the Evil Loud House from an obscure family of weird creatures, to an evil terrorist group.
  • The 10 Evil Loud Sisters
    • Evil Lori Loud - The oldest of the Evil Louds. She is obsessed with smartphones, and stole the iPhone Infinity from Santa Claus.
    • Evil Leni Loud - The dumbest Evil Loud Sibling. The only person dumber is The Stupid One.
    • Evil Luna Loud - The one that's obsessed with music. She has composed several "memetic eardrum-burst agents".
    • Evil Luan Loud - The one that makes lame jokes. Her jokes are so lame that they make Ben Garrison comics seem funny.
    • Evil Lynn Loud - The one that likes sports. She was banned from the Olympic Games for cheating.
    • Evil Lucy Loud - The edgy one. Showed Darth Ferb an dead body. A real dead body.
    • Evil Lana Loud - The one who likes getting dirty (not that definition, you pedo).
    • Evil Lola Loud - The one who thinks she's a princess. Secretly wants to overthrow Lincoln as the leader.
    • Evil Lisa Loud - The smart one. Has the same role within the Evil Loud House organization that Evil Dipsy does within the Evil Teletubbies.
    • Evil Lily Loud - The youngest of them. Has the power of explosive diarrhea on command.

Minions[edit | edit source]

Like the Evil Teletubbies, the Evil Loud House has minions, the most (in)famous being Evil Clyde McBride and Evil Ronnie-Anne Santiago. They are also associated with two other terrorist groups/elder god pantheons, known as The Evil Casagrandes and the Big City Mean Greens.

List of minions[edit | edit source]

  • Evil Clyde McBride - The first minion to be recruited. Worships Lori like she's a goddess. Same species of Eldritch Abomination as the Louds.
  • Evil Ronnie-Anne Santiago - Evil Lincoln's girlfriend. Leader of the Evil Loud House's sister/spinoff group, known as The Evil Casagrandes.
  • Evil Sid Chang - Evil Ronnie-Anne's best friend who likes K-pop, skateboarding, and eating human souls.
  • Drillcat - A cat that will kill your family.
  • Evil Blue Yoshi - The scourge of the Harkipedia universe, as seen in this article. Came to the UnUniverse via a time warp, and was recruited by Evil Lincoln.
  • WaHappycat - A wa-version of Happycat. Also a minion of NEDMgee, but joined the Evil Loud House because they pay their minions more money.
  • Evil Cory Carson - A living car that runs people over. Like a lot of the Evil Loud House minions, he also has his own cartoon.
  • Weenee - Weegee's weak son who joined the Evil Loud House because he saw an infomercial for it on The Military History Channel late at night.
  • About 1000 Weegee Clones that Evil Lincoln stole from Weegee's Army because Weegee wouldn't stop staring at him.