Thanos

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Thanos is a god who founded the Infinity Army and is the first member chronologically (Duh). Because he is a god, he is an obvious undefeatable. His powers are worse than Googolplex, the Daemon Sisters, and The Chosen One combined.

He was born in Titan (One of Saturn's moons) and resides in Saturn itself currently.

Thanos is also the yin to NaN's yang, both destroy and create respectively, however Thanos more likely destroys while the latter creates more likely.

He has the ability to erase half of the universe at the snap of his fingers after he had all six Infinity Stones:

  • The Red Reality Stone (Which was gained from being stabbed by Bellossom, but coming back via dubious methods)
  • The Orange Soul Stone (Which was gained from sacrificing Bellossom at a temple in Africa)
  • The Yellow Mind Stone (Which was gained from pulling said hidden Infinity Stone out of Gallade's brain)
  • The Green Time Stone (Which was done by killing off the Space Marine Soldier)
  • The Blue Space Stone (Which was done by stealing it from Mr. Krabs)
  • The Purple Power Stone (Which was done by stealing it from Optimus Prime).

Speaking of Bellossom, he adopted her and Vileplume. The latter already seeks revenge on Thanos for killing off her own sister. Thanos was also insulted by Deadpool, but didn't even care nonetheless. Although he is allies with Googolplex, The Second Coming, Fortran and Grand Dad, he doesn't believe in Satanism despite not hating Bob Saget.

Although he already has Gamzee Makara and Eridan Ampora on his side, he wishes to kill the rest of the Zodiac Trolls of Homestuck; especially Karkat Vantas.

Despite reviving Starscream, Thanos noted that Galvatron doesn't even care, however the latter did notice that they're both purple in color.

Thanos also rampages on 4chan 24/7. His actions on 4chan are way worse than how This is Bob's were. He sends death threats to other beings using said site; especially the remaining Homestuck Trolls.

Via the Green Time stone, he was able to undo the effects of Pearl Krabs, Randall Boggs, Postman Pat, Fireman Sam, Vagineer, and Snowball of being molded onto a couch, thus them being bought back to life.

Thanos never even stared into Hyper Weegee, ironically.

Of course, since Thanos has the habit of creating groups, he created the Infinity Army with a whopping 120 members in total with 6 groups representing each of the Infinity Stones, and 30 of which are admins (5 admins per group, 20 total per group). Due to being the founder of this particular group and creating the concept of a 120-member group dedicated to the Infinity Stones, Thanos claimed to be the zeroth member to join chronologically.

He has a huge hatred of another being named Bowsette despite they're both evil. He hates her to the point that he called her "Tohru" and teamed with the other god (NaN) despite they're on opposing sides to stop her.

Thanos also retconned the Satanist Empire, the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization, the Ultimate Platinum Overlord Invasion Organization, and the Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization by using the Time Stone AGAIN after Googolplex, Galvatron, Scanty, and Kneesocks were all "Disobedient" towards him, despite the fact that the former admits it.

Due to this, the Soda Civil War began there and resulted the birth of the Pepsi Republic and Coke Federation.

Thanos has a parody theme of Shrek