Telephobia

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Telephobia, aka WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky is the final form of WaTinky Winky, and the most powerful zodiac. He was created during The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by all the Wa-Energy released which hit Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky causing him to ascend to godhood. This caused the deity to enter a slumber that would never be broken.

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Till the day of the End of Days, the zodiac awoke and awoken it's fellow zodiacs which was one of the signs of Armageddon. They crawled up to the unspeakable paradise which took them till The end and beyond... began. Telephobia commanded the zodiacs to attack the Undefeatables. Telephobia itself dared to fight Chuck Norris and payed the price. The fight was long and hard but eventually telephobia was on its metaphorical knees. But telephobia had one last trick up its sleeve. Telephobia committed a suicide bombing which annihilated the area around it. Then Chuck Norris kicked Capricorn, the satanic god of tubbian evil's skull so hard that it caused both annihilated the remaining zodiacs and also started the 5 day long boot up of The Great un-reboot.