Suicide Tinky Winky
Suicide Tinky Winky (AKA Implode Implode Tinky Winky or WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaTinky Winky) is a hypothetical form of Tinky Winky that's basically the physical version of Warui, the only problem being the fact that Tinky Winky can still control itself despite how far into Wa-ness it has gone so far. This is the Wa-est version of Tinky Winky other than Telephobia, whom is so Wa that not even Warui can control him anymore. This means that Suicide Tinky Winky is the highest WaTinky Winky possible without destabilization, with a theoretical power level of not just OVER 9000, but rather E+21^1000. Just kidding, I'm just cheesin' with ya.. Or am I?
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As Wario created more and more versions of WaTinky Winky, he noticed a new feature of the Wa-Machine 3.0, being the "Implode" feature. This was admittedly a beta feature as being injected with that much Warui could be fatal to the clone/character. Wario then came up with a plan. 2 Implodes would be enough to put all of WaRui into someone, and therefore he found Implode Tinky Winky and threw him into Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky for the purpose of bringing Warui into a physical form.
What came out was a being of supreme power, rumored to be 69420 times more powerful than Asplode Implode Tinky Winky, however, it was short lived, as whatever was still left of Tinky Winky realized that this creature was going to be cataclysmic to the UnUniverse. And so, Tinky Winky took the body over Warui and killed himself by shooting a LAZ0R into it's heart for the sake of the UnUniverse. This is where this form of Tinky Winky gets it's name instead of Implode Implode Tinky Winky. Of course, Wario tried to make him again, but the same result happens every single time. Right now, him, Waluigi, and Warui are trying to figure out how to keep control of the body that they are using at the moment.
The only other type of Wa-ification that's more powerful than Suicide Guys are Photoshop Guys. However, this form is extremely hard to obtain as it requires the character to have 8 Suicide-ifications (Suicide Suicide Suicide Suicide Suicide Suicide Suicide Suicide X), or 384 Wa-ifications. Only two beings in the whole UnOmniverse have been able to get this far in the Wa Hierarchy and therefore title of Photoshop.