Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles is what you would call a grizzly grunion of a neighbour. He has A LOT of enemies including Mr. Krabs, Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, Fredrick T. Nitpit, Milo J. Finkerfish, Fiasco, and any member of the Cephalopod Lodge.

Squidward being unsure

His tentacles are often squeezed as divers are confused if it is a slimy, gruseome space creature invading underwater. He also works his head off at The Krusty Krab. He can also ink on SpongeBob's face if he is angry. SpongeBob is planning his revenge, which is biting all his tentacles straight off. His evil clone and high school rival, Squilliam Fancyson always beats him in everything he does. He's also much stronger that Squidward. Squidward was once stared at by Weegee, creating Sqeegee. Squidward's father never hugged him. Squidward also enjoys causing deafness with his torture devices, AKA clarinets

Squidward Why?

One day at the Krusty Krab, Fredrick T. Nitpit arrived here and critics worshipped him. Fredrick T. Nitpit wanted a Krabby Patty art style with googly eyes. So Squidward told Spongebob to make a Krabby Patty, then Squidward put Googly Eyes on the Krabby Patty. Squidward show his Krabby Patty art to Fredrick, but Fredrick still not making him a true artist. So Milo J. Finkerfish knows why that Squidward aren't a true masterpiece because Squidward's a sloppy artist and a reckless lazy clarinet player and make Squidward go to the Chum Bucket because Squidward's too dumb to play the clarinet and his dance skills are fake, slimy, and ugly. Then Squidward cried and running away home until he brought his artwork Venus de Calamari and killed Fredrick T. Nitpit and Milo J. Finkerfish with his Venus de Calamari and throw a cash register at Fiasco and beated him up then Squidward crying and climped up the ceiling. Until Mr. Krabs saw that Squidward has committed critic genocide. Until Fredrick T. Nitpit told the truth that Patrick Star made a idea, Fredrick told everyone that he was allergic to the squid slime on Squidward's Venus de Calamari and died. So Mr. Krabs fired Squidward, so Squidward was arrested after committing critic genocide. But then, Plankton founded out that Squidward caused enough trouble in the Krusty Krab. So Plankton started a jailbreak to rescue Squidward and it was a success. Squidward joined forces with Plankton to help him steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Then Squidward successfully stole the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. The next day, Squidward also burns down the Bikini Bottom Dance-A-thon stage and bulldozed the Cephalopod Lodge. Spongebob warned Mr. Krabs, but it's too late. So Spongebob and Mr. Krabs planned to apply for a job at the Chum Bucket. Until a new critic sneaked into the Chum Bucket and steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula back to the Krusty Krab and accused Squidward and Plankton about breaking a rule about formula copyright. So Squidward and Plankton was arrested for a lot of crimes

The GRAND Shame Of Squidward

One day, Squidward was enjoying a alone time. Until a group of citizens of Bikini Bottom and members of the Cephalopod Lodge formed a riot against him and destroyed his clarinet. The mayor of Bikini Bottom decided to crucify him. Bikini Bottom tried to kill Squidward, but Squidward fled and escaped from Bikini Bottom. Until Mr. Orangutan was fishing near the island where Bikini Bottom is located with a piece of cheese as bait. Squidward found a piece of cheese on a hook. Squidward tried to get the cheese, until Mr. Orangutan hooked him. Mr. Orangutan caught Squidward and put him inside a jar of water as a aquarium and he transferred Squidward to Viacom HQ. So Mr. Orangutan infested Squidward with dark magic, until Squidward transforms into a monstrous kraken and was renamed as Kraken King and breaks out from Viacom HQ and wreck havoc in New York and fled and disappeared... and the true information will never be discovered

Death and funeral

Squidward was walking to the annual Furry-Con when suddenly he was crushed by a fallen giant dildo. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. Shortly after a state funeral made by Viacom was held for Squidward and it was broadcasted globally becoming the most viewed TV broadcast ever. Until Squidward regenerated himself and became alive again and broke out from his coffin and funeral after everyone left... and another true information will never be discovered again

Squidward in his evil self

Disgruntled Childhood

Squidward was raised by his parents, Mrs. Squidward, and Octoson Tentacles, who never hugged him. To drown out his parents abuse, he took an interest in the arts. He especially enjoyed self portraits and jazz. He began playing a clarinet that he found on the streets. It is possible that his father's negligence has lead into his depression

Alternate Forms

During Squidward's battle with Chuck Norris, Squidward showed off a variety of different transformations, each making him stronger in some way.

• 1st form - Squagwuk: This is Squidward's first form. He still retains his body shape, but his lip is sunken into his head, making it difficult for him to talk. However, this form increases his speed.
• 2nd form - JackassWard: In this form, Squidward's body becomes a serpent and his face becomes this horse thing. He can now talk normally in this form. He is also extremely fast in this form.
• 3rd form - Scuidward: In this form, Squidward forms into a dinosaur shape with six legs. His head grows long, and there are several lumps in his neck. Because of the lumps, he talks like a choking person in this form.
• 4th form - Maternityward: In this form, Squidward becomes a babY. Squidward used this form because he did not know about it and thought it was strong.
• 5th form - Amberward: In this form, Squidward forms into a bipedal shape with two legs. His head becomes reptilianne with scaly eyes. He can now talk normally in this form. He is also extremely strong in this form.
• 6th form - Omnimonward: In this form, Squidward forms into a metal armor shape. He grows three horns on his head and he grows a cape on his back. He talks powerful in this form. He is also so overpowered he can defeat Chuck Norris. 
• 7th form - Squidwerdier: Squidward grows swords out of his fingertips and he still retains his armor.
• 8th form - Nergalward: In this form. Squidward turns stealth black, grows 8 tentacles, and grows 6 eyes and a spider like mouth.
• 9th form - Spaceapeward: In this form. Squidward forms into a strange shape with green spots. He turns purple and has purple eyes with green slashes on them and a purple tounge. He can't speak in this form, he can only roar and shriek.
• 10th form - Kartiward: In this form. Squidward forms into a humanoid grasshopper shape with gold armor. He grows six wings, and sharp claws on his hands. He can speak in a crazy version of his voice.
• Final Form - Omega Squidward: In this form, he goes into the heavily armed porky pod and builds massive lasers on the sides of the pod.
• Squeegee and other Squeegee forms - An Weegeefied Form of Squidward Tentacles

Too bad he losed after the fight, becuse no one can beat Chuck Norris.

Squidward when he sees the Evil Teletubbies

Trivia

• Squidward smells (good).
• On Opposite Day, everyone is Squidward.
• For 1 year he was in WaJail.