Selena Gomez (MUA(W) fork)

Selena Gomez was a child actress who later became a singer. When she was like 10, she was on PBS's Barney & Friends. Derp saw her on this show one time and prophesied that she will never have a boyfriend. Later, she was on Wizards of Waverly Place on Disney Channel. While on this show, she began a career in music and started dating Justin Bieber, fulfilling Derp's prophecy. Unlike Miley Cyrus, another Disney child actress who transitioned into music, she has not engaged in a large amount of overt degeneracy. Basically the lewdest confirmed thing she's done is appear implied nude on an album cover.

An attorney who wanted Donald Trump to be impeached liked a YouTube video that showed her "maturing".

Trivia

• The name Selena most likely comes from the Greek word σελήνη, meaning "moon".
• Gomez is a Spanish surname that is derived from the Visigothic word guma "man". After the Visigoths pwned the Roman Empire, they settled in Spain.