Satanist Empire

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File:Satanist Empire Flag.jpg
The Flag of the Satanist Empire.

The Satanist Empire is one of the four countries settled in Antarctica also doubling as not only a country, but also an organization. It is a dictatorship run by Satanists who worship the devil instead of God. Originally, the Satanist Empire was an on-ground settlement that was reminiscent of Jonestown. As the population grew though, settlements were made in Antarctica to meet expectations of a population of 5,000+ Satanists.

File:SatanistEmpireFlagMap.png
The (former) Flag Map of the Satanist Empire, you all know where it is located exactly, in Antarctica.

Settlements in the icy continent were made in 2015 by Basement Cat and his minions of 1234567890, Ninja Spy, Pedobear, This is Bob, and others in order to honor the mighty Bob Saget, and also to meet expectations of 5,000+. Basement Cat decided to have "Satanism" be its primary religion, because this is A CULT OF SATAN, DUH!!. The Capital of the Satanist Empire is "Satantopolis", AKA "Sagetopolis" (Named after Bob Saget).

0 niatpaC currently rules the Empire, because he was the co emperor of the Satanist Empire before Googolplex retired.

History[edit | edit source]

The history of the Satanist Empire is rich with stories and characters. It is one of the oldest countries ever, having been created in 2008. The Empire was created by Googolplex after he figured other Satanic groups were too small and too close. This will also document the population during the end of the respective reigns.

Early Stages (Googolplex's first reign: 2008-2200)[edit | edit source]

When the Empire was new, Googolplex hired people to actually be part of the Empire. Word spread, and Bob Saget (Satan himself) endorsed the Empire, and even said it was Hell on Earth (the Satanist Empire is soo Satanic, it's literally Hell On Earth!!). Even Hannibal Lecter invested (and still invests) in the Empire! By then, the population was growing by the day, reaching a population 5,000 by 2010.

This is also when Dr. Quack joined.

Population by 2200: approx. 6,000

Moving to Antarctica (Googolplex's 7th year of reign)[edit | edit source]

File:Satanist Empire National Anthem .mp3
The Empire's National Anthem

2015 was the year they moved to Antarctica (and they moved underground), and so cities like Sagetopolis were created. The reason for this moving was because of the population of the Satanist Empire. It was growing so much, that by 2050, the population was LITERALLY OVER 9000 (way past 9000). Ads were put up (although they were secret), and newcomers who worshipped Satan were filling cities to their absolute BRIM.

File:Satanist Empire New Members .png
A photo that showed the new members (sadly not colorised)

This was also the time that 0 niatpaC, Hannibal Lecter, Bob Saget and Booba joined the empire. In fact, 0 niatpaC actually had to rise up the ranks while being a simple battalion pilot. Due to him being very good at attacking planes, he was fit to rise the ranks of the Satanic aristocrats.

Population by 2050: approx. 48,550

Death of Googolplex and Starscream's reign (Starscream's second reign: 2200-3000)[edit | edit source]

Googolplex was killed in 2200 after Mr. T and Space Marine Soldier killed many of his members and him (they could revive the members though, it's just that Googolplex was too humongous to be revived). And so they mourned for 2 months, and instated Starscream. Starscream was too big, and so it was decreed in 2300 that Sagetopolis was to have a castle that would be the home of the Emperor; basically a capital.

Population by 3000: approx. 100,000 (landmark)

Starscream's Death and The Chosen One's reign (3000-4000)[edit | edit source]

Starscream's reign ended in 3000 AD, after he was roundhouse kicked out of the space-time fabric by Chuck Norris while fighting him. Desperate for an emperor to rule, they instated The Chosen One, who was previously the Prime Minister of the Empire. He is famous for being so infamously mad that even the castle could not contain his growing anger. Because of this, he was excused from the castle and was permitted to live in his own home. His reign ended when he decided he was tired of ruling in 4000 AD.

Population by 4000: 10,000,000 (biggest landmark currently)

The Ten Year Anarchy[edit | edit source]

After The Chosen One resigned in 4000 AD, no one could find a replacement for him; thus creating a 10 year anarchy. No one in the Satanist Empire remembers this, because nobody cared that there was no emperor anyways (since Satanists are anarchists). However, what was thought as a minor inconvenience for Satanists turned out to be really heart wrenching for those living in the Empire at the time. "Why?" you might task. Well, this is because without an emperor, no one knew what to do without one who would order everyone to do stuff. This caused havoc for everyone, destroying houses and almost collapsing the Empire itself.

Resurrection of Googolplex[edit | edit source]

However, in 4010 AD, 4 Satanists revived Googolplex, who had been dead for 1,999,995,000 years at this point. He even received an upgrade to be more fortified and stronger than his original form. Everyone rejoiced, for their first king had been revived and made stronger.

And so Googolplex ruled nobly for 90 years until 5000 AD, when he decided he was tired of ruling and gave leadership to his faithful friend and co emperor, 0 niatpaC.

Population: still 10 million

What's Going On Right Now?[edit | edit source]

Well, there was a government siege in '08, but that is long gone.

File:Metallica - One.mp3
Around this time, they changed the empire anthem, and this is it.

Currently, 0 niatpaC (former co emperor) is ruling the Empire as we speak. He currently has a war plan to invade part of America (particularly the racist part) and make it formally an on-ground settlements for brave Satanists who are loud n' proud. 0 niatpaC also made more fortified entrances, a bigger wall, more guards, and it even has its own Passport System!!

List of Notable Members (Chronologically)[edit | edit source]

  1. The Googolplex (The founder. Deceased, but later revived, and retired) (1st and 4th emperor)
  2. 1234567890
  3. Dr. Quack
  4. Shockwave
  5. Randall Boggs
  6. Ninja Spy
  7. Ass Pancakes
  8. Piss Cakehole
  9. Vagineer
  10. Hannibal Lecter (2nd in command) (co-emperor)
  11. Booba
  12. Pedobear
  13. Pearl Krabs
  14. Starscream (Second emperor)
  15. Demopan
  16. Meta Knight
  17. Mao Zedong (He was communist, but Googolplex revived him as a Satanist. Googolplex did that in response to China becoming a democracy)
  18. Spencer
  19. Pikachu
  20. Heavy
  21. Scunt
  22. Pencil
  23. Match
  24. Gengar
  25. Human Sentry Buster
  26. Nightmare Medic
  27. Flandre Scarlet
  28. Jeff the Killer
  29. Spyper
  30. Major Crits
  31. Benito Mussolini (Was a fascist, though Googolplex revived him as a Satanist, he did so to bring genocide back on the Mushroom Kingdom)
  32. Idi Amin
  33. The Chosen One (Also known as The Second Coming) (The third emperor and fifth prime minister)
  34. Creepy Mask Man
  35. 0 niatpaC (emperor)
  36. Fries
  37. Herobrine
  38. Scanty
  39. Kneesocks
  40. Grand Dad
  41. Gamzee Makara (Was suspended due to being psychotic to the point nobody could stand him)
  42. Discord
  43. Chin-Chin
  44. Tsunami
  45. Mays Billy
  46. Luigi
  47. Coca-Cola Bear
  48. Pepsiman
  49. Chef

New Members[edit | edit source]

  1. John Wilks Booth (Resurrected by the Googoplex in the 2010s)
  2. James Earl Ray (Resurrected by the Googoplex in the 2010s)
  3. Derek Chauvin (Resurrected by the Googoplex in the 2100s)
  4. Roger Doofenshmirtz
  5. Roger Doofenshmirtz's mother and father (Banished by Heinz Doofenshmirtz until they were resurrected by the Googoplex)
  6. Aggie (Resurrected by the Googoplex in the 2050s-2060s)

‡ - THEY DIED
† - God convinced them not to be satanists anymore and so they left.
✞ - It was discovered they were the pope and then got kicked out for being the pope, and got erased from all of everything relating to the Satanist Empire, except this page and this page only.


List of Emperors (Chronologically)[edit | edit source]

  1. Googolplex (2008 - 2200)
  2. Starscream (2200 - 3000)
  3. The Chosen One (3000 - 4000) (First one to previously serve Prime Minister)
  4. Googolplex (again) (4010-5000) (First one to repeat his position as well to instate a new co-emperor; 0 niatpaC.)
  5. 0 niatpaC (current; former co-emperor)

Note: Hannibal Lecter also co-rules the Empire.

List of Prime Ministers (Chronologically)[edit | edit source]

  1. Basement Cat (2008 - 2012)
  2. Barack Obama (1/1/2012 - 1/4/2012 (Accidentally ran (and won) for prime minister when trying to become president)
  3. The Chosen One - 2012 - 1/2/2015
  4. Luigi (1/4/2015 - ???)
  5. The Chosen One (2018-5020)
  6. Barack Obama (???) (First prime minister to repeat his position)
  7. Hannibal and Booba (2020 - Present) (Only time 2 members of the empire ran for Prime Minister, but Hannibal is temporary emperor, while Booba is a high ranking member of the empire)

Allies[edit | edit source]

  • Viacom Inc.

The Brief Government Siege[edit | edit source]

One day, in 5008 AD, 0 niatpaC and his trustworthy friend Hannibal Lecter and Booba were hanging round' Sagetopolis, drinking the blood of the dead and celebrating the anniversary of his instatement. Suddenly, a march could be heard, even 500 miles away. What was it? It was the government! Someone loyal to the U.S government had gave the location of the Satanist Empire away (Or what they thought..).

It turns out the the government used advanced radar tech to track them!! Someone had the foolish idea of going out of the underground and walk around Antarctica. The U.S government got a secret message saying that a Satanist Empire member was in Antarctica, and put a tracking device on him. They soon found the entrance and started marching troops there.

Hannibal quickly rushed 0 niatpaC and Booba to a secret exit where they watched their whole empire being sieged by the U.S government. The siege and annexation of the Satanist Empire lasted for around 3 days, then the Satanists rebelled and got their spears and attacked the soldiers. And as Hannibal and 0 niatpaC watched on, proud of their loyal subjects, they joined in too. Scared of fire spears and soul tanks, the government retreated and the Satanists rebuilt their now ruined Empire.

File:Alice in Chains - Would?.mp3
The sieges theme song

After this siege, they had fortified their walls and put many more guards around the walls. The government vows to invade again, this time saying it will happen in 2 years. Let's just hope that never happens!

Major Cities[edit | edit source]