Sans The Skeleton
Sans (not to be confused by Steven Universe, Ness, and Patrick Star) is a skeleton that speaks in Comic Sans MS, and tells "funny jokes" and also beats Luan Loud in a joke contest. His jokes aren't even all that funny, because they can never be taken seriously because of his tendency to actually speak in Comic Sans. We don't even know how he speaks in a font. Neither he nor his brother Papyrus will reveal to us how they do so
History[edit | edit source]
Sans moved to Snowdin with his brother, Papyrus. No one knows their original town. He and his brother escaped the Underground with all of the other monsters, and lived on the surface.
Sans has been known to slack off during wars, such as during The Teletubby War, however, he did fight in World War III, and T-Posed on hundreds of Nazis.
History (Genocide Route if a child gets defeated)[edit | edit source]
After annoying a genocidal child to death with bad puns and saving the monsters, The Annoying Dog decided to make him and his brother the guardians of PUNishment, and had them decide the fates of people sent to the Underworld, except on weekends. They take weekends off.
Copies[edit | edit source]
There are known to be many, many, many, many, many artificial copies of Sans, created by Fangirls when they realized that Sans didn't want to marry them. There are lots of copies of Sans as UnderTale AU versions of Sans
It is known that Sans Undertale JR is one of the copies, and his business partner is a copy of Papyrus.
Possible Moves[edit | edit source]
Rest, Tackle, Pound, Bone Club, Bonemerang, Bone Rush, Shadow Bone, Will-O-Wisp, Gaster Blaster
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- He copied his theme from HomeStuck (Especially when looking at Vriska Serket). YOU COPIER!
- The above was also copied from EarthBound. YOU COPY COPIER! (Especially when looking at Ness)
- His song was created by Toby Fox
- Some people theorize that Sans is actually Ness from Eartbound, but both deny this.
- Sans is actually highly intelligent, like his father, W.D. Gaster, and his brother, Papyrus.
- Is Ness and Patrick
- His voice is Patrick
- he defeated Luan Loud from pranking her family