Rudy Giuliani

Rudy Giuliani was a red nosed Republicant who ran for president in 2009 #1, following successful careers as mayor and cybersecurity advisor. His other accomplishments include letting Bush do 9/11 and using 12345 as his password for everything. Surprisingly, he did not win the Nobel Prize in 2009 #2 for this. However, ten years later he descended into Kyiv to proclaim complete and total exoneration, or something to that effect.