Psy
PSY is not in the Illuminati.
PSY is an independent agent who released Gangnam Style in an attempt to prevent I Kissed a Girl from taking over the world after the inevitable wane in Justin Bieber's influence. He began this process before Katy Perry began her World Domination meta-plot. That is called a pre-emptive strike. Despite this, he has failed before the unimaginable power of Perry.
PSY was memorialized by Carlos Santana in his hit song "Smooth".
Campaigns[edit | edit source]
PSY based his campaign on the ancient Chinese principles of warfare. He tossed out a brick to get a jade gem, crossed the sea without the emperor's knowledge, and waited at leisure while the enemy labored. However, he made a major blunder in forgetting to retreat, which lost him not only the campaign, which was doomed anyway, but also the larger war.