Proto

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Do you know who I am? I'm Proto.

Proto is an economist, software salesman, and rapper. At first, he was a reading teacher, but he didn't make very much money, so got an economics degree at a dubious university, died his clothes orange, and started selling antivirus software.

At first, his sales pitch revolved around any one of the numerous mottos he had come up with. Unfortunately, his first month of selling didn't go very well. While sadly driving home to the sound of North American rap, he realized that to reach those employees, employers, parents, and teachers on the street, he gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat.

Proto's first single, "Protegent Complete Security", dropped on the Unistal Global label on 1 May 2014. Soon everyone was downloading Proto's software, but little did they know, that Protegent was the virus.

In 2018, Proto had his own movie, Proto vs Super Why: Dawn of Motto, in which he stops students from accessing “Born Videolinks.”

Things that are Proto's motto[edit | edit source]

  • your security
  • enhanced performance
  • preventing data theft
  • preventing data loss
  • protection from laptop theft
  • bringing families closer
  • complete security
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