Protegent

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What Protegent adverts looked like before Proto started designing the adverts himself.

Unistal's Protegent 360 Complete Security Software is a nightmare dressed as a single solution to all your problems. Its inner workings are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. What is known about it is that it prevents security; protects malware, spyware, trojan; and fails to monitor Wi-Fi. The results are that you work with tension, your angry boss is angry with you, and you never smile.

Protegent was programmed by Bonzi Buddy to get revenge on all the people who made fun of him in 2016. To get his program out into the world, he hired a confederate to hang around at college graduations to ensnare graduates with easy employement. He managed to recruit Proto, who became an innovative marketer for Unistal Global, which is really only Bonzi, and sold many units of the software.