Pop-Up Toadster

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Pop-Up Toadsters (Bufo Patricus) are weird toads that have been fused with the legendary cooked bread spewing tasers of doom!

Origin[edit | edit source]

It all began when the Flying Toasters became an UnUniversal icon, all fans of toasters knew of the legendary, awesome, winged critters and their babies. To expand the toaster family of fauna, the UnAnything Team, alongside Captain 0 and his acquaintances, decided to make another awesome toasty legend, using a Metal Cap instead of a Wing Cap, however, they forgot to take it out of the box, resulting in both of them becoming half-melted. Afterwards, they decided to prank the evil Captain 1 by teleporting it onto his head, just as they teleported it, however, a toad hopped into the teleporter, fusing the two into the first Pop-Up Toadster.

Biology and Behavior[edit | edit source]

Pop-Up Toadsters live in bone-dry regions like the Sahara, Hell, Sesame Street and the Outback of Australia. Their basic body structure is literally a green toaster with beady eyes and frog limbs (The shade of green and it's width varies). They have been heralded as, "The most formulaic species of amphibian of all time" as they don't do too much. They hop for a couple minutes, stop, pull assorted Breads out of Hammerspace, put them in their slots, wait 1-2 minutes, shoot Toast in the air and make a mess, rinse and repeat.

For the most part, this just makes too much toast that blocks up the bowels of other creatures in the ecosystem, except for Toasterns, birds that live in the areas of the UnWorld which Pop-Up Toadsters live at, they eat the toast. The Toadsters shooting toast makes for good shows at zoos.

When Toadsters fall in water, the organ used to heat of the toast ruptures, resulting in a fiery mess!

Variants[edit | edit source]

Pop-Up Tubby Toadsters[edit | edit source]

Made in a freak accident caused by a science experiment gone wrong (blame it on Evil Dipsy), these variants (Bufo Patricus Horridus) are able to shoot Tubby Toast out of their mouths like nobody's buisness. Unlike the stubborn Evil Teletubby Land Bunnies, these can easily be trained into soldiers for the Evil Teletubby Army. They don't take toast to put in their slots, as they have an infinite amount. They can also swim in normal acid and battery acid.