Patrick Star

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"I may be dumb, but I'm still smart." ~ Patrick Star

King Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick "Not Rick" Star III of Bikini Bottom is a one-toothed irisless genius starfish who lives next door to Squidward Tentacles and SpongeBob SquarePants. He lives under a rock where he does absolutely nothing but entertain the masses and goes a year without thinking straight. He is the most creative character in the UnWorld since Mabel Pines. He has also shown to be innovative, gentle, and especially (secretly) clever. He is good at driving and good at doing license-earning based activities despite the fact that he's brainless

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Personality[edit | edit source]

Patrick is extremely stupid (or many he could be a genius in disguse) and is prone to violence, especially if you call him "Tubby". Patrick harbours a strong hatred for This Channel. The only recorded time of him watching it was with Squidward, but his disdain for it suggests he has seen its content before. He's always ready to warm up squidward bathtub. he is friends with a naive sponge

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • It's possible that he gets his money from disability services.
  • Much like the inside of Kirby, there's a entire pocket dimension located within Patrick's(big, scary, and pink) bellybutton.
  • In real life, when a starfish loses a limb, the limb will grow back and the limb will grow a body. Patrick has this ability, causing the existence of the fakes.
  • Due to everyone calling him fat, Patrick tried to get in shape. It worked at first, but he got too in shape after his fat sucked away. This was seen in the lost Spongebob short "PATRICK GETS IN SHAPE "
  • Despite he is so retarded, he and his retarded group of Bloopers/Inklings won the Spongebob VS Patrick Splatfest for unknow reasons, after this, SpongeBob tried to kill him, without success
  • Trevor Philips once tried to kill Patrick only because he thought he was a Majin.
  • It is unknown who is stupider him or Billy.
  • Helga Pataki once beat the crap out of Patrick which gave him a fear of big pink bows.
  • Patrick has numerous bootlegs, such as Pehtrek, Patjerk, and Rick-Pat.
  • However, the Krusty Krab Employee Hat is his weakness that makes him lose balance of his legs becoming pointy peglegs making him can’t stand very well and made him just fall as some abnormal ability