Oompa Loompa
Oompa Loompas (scientific name Lemureus minor) are small fat elves[1] and evil orange demons that work for Willy Wonka. They are a group of freaks that will stop at nothing to... they don't really know what they're doing, but as long as they're fighting for SOMETHING it counts. Some people confuse them for Donald Trump, they might be members of The Trump Family Tree. They are known to be always writing diss tracks about each other. They also hates the Coffin Dance Boys parodify them
History[edit | edit source]
The Oompa Loompas originally lived in Loompaland. After things became too dangerous for them, another opponent entered the area. Willy Wonka was there to kill various animals, and make them into candy. Then, he found the Oompa Loompas, and drew his sword. The king of the Oompa Loompas told Willy Wonka to spare them, or suffer their wrath. He attacked, but they shot an Energy Blast at him. He used the sword to destroy their energy blasts, and they reluctantly surrendered.
During their childhood, the STUPID Oompa-Loompas had to invent an extremely annoying song to kill the Go Compare Guy and they succeeded. Willy Wonka took the Oompa Loompas as his evil minions, and they started working in his factory. He forced them to test some of his most dangerous creations to make sure they were lethal enough. He kept them as slaves for centuries. Some of the Oompa Loompas eventually fought back, developing the ability to Blow Stuff Up. They blew up Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, but then he had it rebuilt, and they were returned to Loompaland. They all died there because they had all forgotten how to escape Loompaland Monsters
Things the Oompa Loompas love/won't get diss tracks[edit | edit source]
- Willy Wonka
- I Like OJ
- Annie Orange
- It's Everyday Bro
- The Trump Family Tree
- Modest Frocks
- We Are Number One
- The creepy boat ride
- The Musers
- Despacito
- Murderers
- Coffin Dance
- Tikimon's Theme
- Theme Of Infinite
Things the Oompa Loompas have/will make diss tracks for[edit | edit source]
- Veruca Salt
- Mike Teavee
- Augustus Gloop
- Violet Beauregarde
- Dance Moms
- Mrs Teavee
- Humans
- Spoiled children
- Bratty Barbies
- people who sell Wonka merch on e-Bay
- Tsumugi Shirogane
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- It is possible that the Oompa Loompas wrote EVERY EVIL SONG EVER MADE!!!!
- It is possible that the Oompa Loompas was defeated by Thanos, but Thanos was defeated
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Note: This would make them anatomically incorrect
