Nuclear Pasta

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Nuclear Pasta is a type of Degenerate matter, and is one of the few things tougher than Bedrock, and can only be broken by Undefeatables, the mario bros, Slimes, Baby Yoshi, Or by a Black Hole and since its found in Neutron Stars instead of lame sad white dwarfs, its more dense, way more dense, a few centimeters high of nuclear pasta could way almost as much as the himalayas, thats genuinely insane! Nuclear Pasta has multiple phases, including a gnocchi phase, a spaghetti Phase, A Waffles Phase, and a Lasagna Phase, the layer of nuclear pasta in a neutron star is usually only about 100 meters thick, but still ways to goddamn much.

The uses of nuclear pasta[edit | edit source]

  • Testing the strength of your meat grinders.
  • giving to Slimes
  • Eating (Actually on second thought DON'T eat it, you will probably DIE)
  • Nuking it.
  • Doing a little tomfoolery.

Why the hell did it form in the first place?[edit | edit source]

As large stars started to die, things started to get screwy inside their remains, with the Fabric of the UnOmniverse's physics changing without tearing, so nuclear pasta was made to contain the liquid cores of neutron stars across the UnOmniverse. it also happened to help during that incident when Scrat Split open a entire goddamn neutron star, causing Strange matter to fly out of the core. Nowadays, it is being used to test the durability of machinery across the UnWorld, to make sure it doesn't break within extreme pressure, among other uses, however, since the fracturing of neutron stars nowadays is quite rare, and splitting one open yourself is pretty risky, nuclear pasta is a rare, expensive luxury.