Norris Chuck

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Norris Chuck

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gender: Female
Hair color: Light Purple
Eye color: Purple
Species: N00b
Home: Known
Death: Eaten by Baby Yoshi
AKA: Poo
Likes: Being the worst man know to be alive
Dislikes: EVERYTHING!
Education: N00bs educate him
Occupation: Being purple
Known For: N/A
Alignment: UnAligned
UnRank: Infinity x Infinity x -2

Norris Chuck is a very weak man who is purple. He's also the most foolish human (and n00b) on the face of Loserland, but he doesn't talk about that. He is the exact opposite of Chuck Norris. He is also the head of the PagUns and arguably the least powerful, accomplished and awesome man alive.

He's not even cool or purple enough to be actual the man behind the slaughter.

The Story of How Dumb He is[edit | edit source]

It's called the dumb man. Once there was a dumb man, he was so dumb that everyone died, the end.

The Rest of his (Boring) Information[edit | edit source]

No one cares about his appearance. He wanted to be friends with Darth Vader, but Darth Vader didn't give a crap about Norris Chuck's request. He fails at Simon says. Po flew to another universe when Norris Chuck said hi to him. Not even Justin Beaver wants to sing to him.

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When people see Norris Chuck

List of People that Hate Him[edit | edit source]

Who cares about this list, EVERYONE HATES HIM! ESPECIALLY Chuck Norris. The only man to like him is Riff.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Norris Chuck can kill 1 bird with 10 stones
  • Norris Chuck's tears do nothing, but he always cries
  • A cobra once bit Norris Chuck's leg, after 30 seconds of excruciating pain, Norris Chuck died.
  • As you can see, this guy is a n00b