Netflix

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Netflix is a video streaming site founded by Marc Bernays Randolph to kill Blockbuster and brainwash UnAmerica into lewdness and other bizarre behavior. It has both original content and Hollyweird movies that movie theaters don't want to play anymore. 100% of the original content has people being weird, in ways that are inappropriate, and most of the movies are the same way. This is to get UnAmericans (and probably people in other countries, too, come to think of it) to think this behavior is normal and to get them to be like that too.

The result of all this perversion on Netflix is that shortly after its rise to prominence, the term "Netflix" itself became a euphemism for lewd activities (or maybe the lewdness was "chill." Who knows?)

People finally woke up to Netflix in 2020 when they added a French movie called Mignonnes. Netflix had movies that lewded boys before, but this time the controversy really exploded because it lewded girls. Ted Cruz even asked the U.S. Department of Justice to investigate the creation of the movie, which doesn't entirely make sense because the U.S. doesn't have jurisdiction over France. Ted Cruz was obviously just trying to get revenge at France for having colonized his country, Canada, in the past, although the U.S. really does need to take over France, so you can't really blame him.