NEDMgee

NEDMgee is a Fakegee/Lolcat hybrid created when Weegee's stare, Happycat's NEDM, and NaN's glitch laser collided during Kittehlandia World War III, creating a weird Weegee/Happycat hybrid. He is one of the most evil things in the UnHyperverse, and can become invulnerable to 100% of things that exist. Through highly dubious means, he survived The end and beyond.

Powers

• Really Fast Speed: Exactly what it says on the tin.
• Infinite Übercharge: Can allow him and a target to become invincible for an indefinite amount of time, however just like the medic NEDMgee can't do anything else while in this state.
• Apparition: His head can detach from his body, turn gigantic, and float around and turn invisible.
• Lazers: He can shoot various types of lasers from his eyes, whether his head is attached or not.
• Controlled Metabolism: NEDMgee will not get fat regardless of how many food items he eats, and will not become underweight if he doesn't eat.
• NEDMgee Virus: Upon being Stared at, one's head will turn into that of Happycat and his cool song will play.
• Thunder Powers: Not at all related to electricity, but instead it creates a very loud sound.
• Energy Blasts: Not as powerful as Ganondorf's, but still pretty powerful.
• Shapeshifting: NEDMgee has the ability to shapeshift, and can change into many different forms. So far, 5 forms have been spotted... there is, however, a rumor about an "Invisible NEDMgee". These are false, however.

Advanced Powers

These can only be used in his Toon form or above.

• Mindr@pe: 200% faster acting than the leading brand.
• Mass Hypnosis: Again, exactly what it says on the tin.
• Shoop da Whoop: NEDMgee's shoop-da-whoops are insanely powerful - anywhere from 90-96% as powerful as Marx's, whose shoops are on the order of a foe (10^44 joules) of energy, capable of destroying entire stars.

Things he has done

NEDMgee has done many things. Just to name a few, he has:

• Bit off WaPo's head
• Blown up a tank with only his hands
• Installed an evil doorbell that has claimed 21 victims so far
• Burned a dog alive
• Operated a concentration camp

History

As a child... Well, (s)he was just a normal catgirl back then.... As an adult, the only friends he has are his WaGuy creations (WaNEDMgee, WaHappycat, WaCeiling Cat, WaBasement Cat, and WaNaN) , so he has a sad, sad life. But he is a cold-blooded killer, so he doesn't care.

Sometimes NEDMgee goes to parties, gladly not staring at anyone there. Once in a while, he goes to a club or a bar and has a drink or two. His favorite TV channel is QVC (he just looks for chainsaws).

Forms

• Default Form: A chaotic being that can be impossible to defeat in battle. Surprisingly, this is the weakest form of NEDMgee.
• Toon Form: He becomes one with Tom and Jerry cartoons, being able to withstand almost any attack with his squishiness instead of relying on Über, but gains more cartoon-related offensive abilities. Surprisingly, this is the second-weakest form of NEDMgee.
• Hyper Form: The second-most-powerful form. Was the leader of the Weegee Empire for a while. This form is fast and quick, however has not much defensive capabilities.
• Apparition form: Becomes a floating ghost-like-head-creature that has infinite power in hallways. You can probably guess why this can be his fourth strongest form.
• Final Form: Not much is known about this form, other than it can divide [REDACTED] by zero.