N-Word Pass

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The N-Word Pass is a truly special thing. The only way to get one is as a gift from certain people. This pass grants the honor of letting someone say the N Word without asploding. Now, we wouldn't know why anyone WOULD want this, as it probably means they're jerks, which might explain why so many evil people want an N-Word Pass. However, it should be kept in mind the N word is not what people think it is. Rather, it is a WEAPON. A weapon to rival the likes of Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick or Donkey Kong's Expand Dong.

People Who Have Obtained An N-Word Pass[edit | edit source]

  • Skipper
  • Shaggy Rogers
  • Thanos
  • Dr. Robotnik
  • Heinz Doofenshmirtz
  • N

Sometime in the distant future, Big Chungus and Shaggy Rogers fought for the last N-Word Pass left in the UnUniverse, the likes of which Shaggy won, even while Big Chungus was wielding the Infinity Gauntlet. Then Matt came to get the N-Word Pass from Shaggy, who beat him, too.