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Morshu
Morshu McPherson is a weird shopkeeper from Koridai. He has also sold stuff in East Hyrule, and The Squadala Empire, however. He is also a famous inventor. He still has monopoly rights to make Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs, but some guys break the rules by creating said products that try to rip his off.
Morshu (born 1971) also known as Mooooooorshhh, is a Koridian shopkeeper. He currently has one employee. He has a thyroid condition that gives him his obesity. He is also the Hero of Koridai saving everyone from the Greatest Prison in Koridai.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Morshu was born in poor koridian family. His father was a shopkeeper, so Morshu always wanted to sell something. Morshu sold his parents' house to Dr. Robotnik, when he was 9 years old. His parents were so angry, so they sold him to Dr. Robotnik too.
Morshu and Dr. Robotnik became friends, so five years later Robotnik bought a shop in Koridai for Morshu and make him free. So Morshu became a shopkeeper.
Morshu became RICHER when he invented his three trademark items: Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs. Morshu earned much money, trading them.
Later he used his money to buy a shop in Hyrule, where he sold many Bombs during Hyrulian Civil War. After war, he bought another shop in the Squadala Empire, and became friends with The Lord of East Hyrule, and Squadala Man.
Entertainment[edit | edit source]
Music Artist[edit | edit source]
Morshu became a rapper in April 2012 when he began doing concerts and released the "Moshu Matters LP" in Hyrule in August 2012 and later many other countries around the world. Although mainstream radio stations refused to play his songs, one of his biggest hits from this era was "Rap God" which another, more popular rapper stole for his own album in 2013. The first known instance of Morshu performing this song occurred in front of Link and whoever the fuck recorded the video. This video was taken down by the hack record company that backed that Eminem guy in 2014, but it was thankfully re-uploaded to YouTube by Jeff Lindblom on August 2, 2020. Probably. The full 17 minute 20 second version of "Rap God" is currently very hard to find for a reasonable price, mostly because Morshu started charging so much for it.
By March 2018, Morshu officially retired from the music scene because he was fed up with his music videos being copyright claimed by big record companies that had stolen from him. His eleventh and final album was "Morshu Matters LP 8" (released on April 20, 2018). This seemed like the end of Morshu's music, but Morshu released the first of three singles in June 2020 to brighten people's day amid COVID-19 concerns. The second was released on August 7, 2020, and the third will be released on September 2, 2020. Morshu has been very tightlipped about whether or not he'll release his twelfth album, but only time will tell.
Movie Director[edit | edit source]
Morshu got a job directing a movie about himself called "A Morshu Movie." It is going to be the biggest budgeted movie in-universe history because Morshu is awesome! The trailer is already out.
Misc.[edit | edit source]
- Morshu's surname is McPhereson.
- He also became famous for his MMMM sound. He uses it to sing different songs.
- He has an archenemy named Ushrom, who also sells Rope, Lamp Oil, and Bombs. Their names happen to be similar.
- He does also have a castle in East Hyrule.
- It is also rumored that he's the Scatman.