Moe

Moe is a bartender who shouts embarassing things and then threatens Bart on the phone. One time he was going to commit suicide, but then he saw a Globglogabgalab and decided against it. He can also teach you what to do if a gangster is dissing your fly girl, which he will not see coming. It is rumored that his real name is Mohammar, and this is likely true because he doesn't want people to know it, either because they'll think he's a terrorist or they'll find his family and tell them that he is serving haram substances.