Miley Cyrus
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“I'm an elephant.”
Miley Cyrus is a marijuana addict who likes blunts and Diet Snapple with extra lemon. She claims to know trigonometry and T'ai chi ch'üan, which makes her the greatest Padawan of all time, although the only trigonometry she is known to know is the phrase "inverse cosine" and we can't verify that she actually knows any tai chi. She also throws great bonfires, although she participates in many wrong activities as well so be careful if you hang out with her.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Miley Cyrus knows Hubcap Lover, but thinks he is a loser.
- "Miley Cyrus" actually means something really offensive in Elephant language.
