Microsoft

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Microsoft is one of the important large companies and were said to invent Windows (a computer device). Microsoft also programmed a video game system called the Xbox. Microsoft is with Viacom Inc., Electronic Arts, and Disney one of the worst companies which exist nowadays.

History[edit | edit source]

Microsoft has been founded by a nerd called Bill Gaytes, and everything began with an operating system, which actually doesn't really deserve this name: MS-DOS. And Microsoft doesn't even invented it, they bought an earlier system called 86-DOS.

However, after many copyright spat (both from Microsoft and from other companies like Apple) and more bad software and operating systems like Windows 1.0, MS-BOB or Windows 8.0, Microsoft accomplished it (unfortunately) to rise to the by far biggest provider of operating systems.

Their two most famous inventions, the blue screen of death and the red ring of death (XBox 360; both things are directly from hell) have showed up trillions of times.

They noticed that Apple and Google owned two of the best Phone Operating Systems in the market, iOS and Android. So Microsoft decided to take Windows and put it on a phone. This was a major failure because most app developers didn't develop for Windows Phone, so no one bought it. For some reason, Microsoft won't let it go and are still trying to get people to use Windows Phones.

Pros[edit | edit source]

  • They made the Windows Movie Maker which is an important tool for making YouTube Poops.
  • They are also a reason why the YouTube Poop exists
  • Windows 93, XP, 7, and 10
  • Minecraft

Cons[edit | edit source]

  • Their Copyright
  • Their Failed Products
  • The existance of Linux
  • Buying companies and then raising the prices on all of those products, thus making the poor people depressed and gives them suicidal thoughts.
  • They're banned in idle servers