Lutheranism
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“GER.”
~ Pope Leo
Lutheranism is a sect of Catholicism that is often defined by Concordia: the Lutheran Confessions, but sometimes by N.T. Wright's new perspective on Paul or C.S. Lewis. The famous Lutheran theologian is Garrison Keillor.
All Lutherans always sit in the exact center pew. Because of this, Lutheran churches are huge. Abandoned Lutheran churches are used by the government to store secret artifacts.
Most Lutherans live in the northern territories of the United States and like to eat taco seasoning. They tend to dislike statistics because although it promises subjectivity, there are still no feelings involved.
You might be a Lutheran if...[edit | edit source]
- ...you believe, teach and confess the doctrines expressed in the Book of Concord.
- ...you say Pope Francis is "not my Pope".