Link

“Zelda! Oh boy smooching time!”

~ Link on Zelda

Link is the hero of Hyrule. He is sometimes called Zelda, but that is actually just the girl he really wants to kiss. Almost every time he talks he asks to kiss her, but he got rejected so much he just stopped talking altogether.

Link was apparently prophesied by the ancient Sumerians. His race is Hylian.

Further proof of Link's obsession with kissing (because everybody knows the line from The Faces of Evil)

• "Link is a Sexual Predator," from YouTube