Israel

Israel is a country in the middle east. The history books and the rest of the world says it was founded in 1948, but it was settled by a group that follows the same religion as people who lived there about 2,000 years before that, so it's actually really old. You shouldn't make fun of it.

Right now, it's mostly Jewish. It just needs to expel the Muslims and the few Christians living there, and then a few other things will happen, and then it'll become a Christian country.