Hyrule

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Hyrule, also known as Benelux, and formerly known as Grooseland, is a small but EPIC country in Europe, full of HARD castles, Special forests, Super deserts, Mega volcanoes, OVAR 9001 mountains and the Epic kings. After Hyrulian Civil War it was split in four parts: West, East, North and South Hyrule. West Hyrule belongs to the The King and East Hyrule belongs to Squadala Empire. North Hyrule belongs to Bowser. South Hyrule belongs to Fake Bowser ,Fake Robotnik and Somebody.

Hyrule is a central nation of the UnWorld full of Elves, Goblins, Ogres, Cave Monsters, and Fairies. The land is known for having the best Dinner ever made, but also for having consistently bad leadership, inflation and counterfeiting of Rupees, and lack of participation of citizens.

In other words, it's mostly a cartoonish craphole.

Hyrule was founded by Gandalf with Don Ramon's help during the war against Sauron and his army of Glutkos.

It was destroyed in the fourth YTP War due to a combination of invading forces and economic collapse.

Economy[edit | edit source]

Hyrule uses jewel-shaped plastic called rupees as their official currency. Their size varies from the size of a finger to a head, yet over 500 of them can comfortably be fit into a small bag.

They are easily found all over the place to the point where you could buy Sealand just by taking a quick dive near the waterfall. Money being obtained so easily has led to formidable inflation with prices doubling every 8 seconds. Counterfeiting is also laughably easy, due to the fact that Hyrule does nothing to combat it.

Government[edit | edit source]

The government of Hyrule is a totalitarian regime (Hence the name Hyrule), with all power given to King Harkinian. It was in a stagnant state of dictatorship, with the military constantly expanding their borders until Gwonam told King Harkinian to leave his dictatorship to spend time in Koridai.

The erosion of civil rights and equalities is a problem in Hyrule too. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer, and everyone gets screwed by the Monarchy. Yet Hyrule somehow hasn't descended into civil war, presumably due to the King and his Cuccos terrorising the citizens.

Places in Hyrule[edit | edit source]

West Hyrule[edit | edit source]

  • Hyrule Castle - The King of Hyrule's castle. This is the main castle of West Hyrule (which is best known for serving "DINNER ")
  • City of the King - Largest city in the whole Hyrule and is the capital of West Hyrule.
  • Ganon's Lair (Hyrule) - No longer in usage, Now it's a Museum of the Evil Forces of Ganon. People DIE here.

East Hyrule[edit | edit source]

  • Morshu's Castle - Place where Morshu lives
  • Morshu's Shop - Place where Morshu sells Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs. The most popular place in the whole Hyrule.
  • Squadala Land - Secret Squadala Lab, discuised as an amusement park

North Hyrule[edit | edit source]

  • Bowser's Castle - Place where Bowser lives. This is the main castle of North Hyrule.
  • Bowser City - Place where Bowser's Castle is located at and is the capital of North Hyrule.
  • Statue of Doom - A popular and giant statue of Bowser. Chuck Norris approves it.

South Hyrule[edit | edit source]

  • Fake Bowser`s side - All of your South Hyrule belong to Fake Bowser.
  • Fake Robotnik`s side - All of your South Hyrule belong to Fake Robotnik.

Southeast Hyrule[edit | edit source]

  • Schmickleodeon City - The capital of Southeast Hyrule. This is where Pickleodeon or Schmickleodeon usually are
  • See the Southeast Hyrule page for more places
  • Hyrule Prison - A place where people do illegal things to play Call of Ducky.

CD-i Portal[edit | edit source]

A portal that teleports people to other parts of the CD-i Universe (such as the Mushroom Kingdom and CD-i Earth (Year) 2068)

Former Territories[edit | edit source]

Hyrule was once the dominant force in colonization. However, most of their once colonies left.

Koridai[edit | edit source]

Koridai is one of the first to leave Hyrule. After a century of Hyrule abusing the Koridan colonists, they revolted. A new freedom fighter organization, lead by Peter Peter and aided by the Mushroom Kingdom fought Hyrule for three years until achieving victory.

Gamelon[edit | edit source]

Gamelon was a country annexed by Hyrule. However, it quickly became a waste on the economy. Hyrule eventually sold Gamelon to North Korea.