Good Po's Evil Counterpart's Tubby Custard Palace
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Po's Evil Counterpart's Tubby Custard Palace is a restaurant made by Po's Evil Counterpart. It is ranked #324432 in the most disgusting restaurants in the entire UnWorld. One day, a guy named Butt Farts came to the place, he tried one of the Tubby Custard varieties and died 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds after eating it. The police came here and changed the open time to 3:00 in the afternoon and closing time at 12:00 Midnight. Chuck Norris tried the custard, and do you know what happened? HE DIDN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IT'S THE ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!