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The Future is a type of time in a timeline that has not occurred yet. Albert Einstein theorize that traveling to past from the future can mess up the timeline and that's the reason why UnWar occurred and this wiki came to life. The doctors from Dr. Who time traveled to the future and now this wiki is born. There are many people who tried to travel into the future but FAILED!

There are many different ways to get to the future. The most obvious way is using a Time Machine. The time machine, whether it be a DeLorean, a TARDIS, or some cardboard box with a time circuit, will be able to travel from now to then. If you don't want to use a time machine, you could always walk there. If you want to travel ten minutes into the future, that's a ten minute walk. Or if you want to take a car, it's a ten minute drive. If you want to see several fictional characters' future. Click Here! NOW!

A Timeline no one really cares about[edit | edit source]

  • 2020- Self driving cars are allowed everywhere now.
  • 2021- Generation Z finally starts to have power in politics, after Baby Boomers and other shitty generations fuck off, mainly due to dying due to old age.
  • 2022- 5,000,000,000 motherfuckers are now on teh intarwebz.
  • 2024 - The majority of western youth now sexually identify as bizzare or stupid shit like trigender walrus otherkin.
  • 2025- Charlie Brown finally kicks the football, but feels empty now that Lucy van pelt is 99 years old.
  • 2026 - Microsoft ceases production of all Windows computers forever.
  • 2030- The last video is uploaded to YouTube, this website will shut down.
  • 2042- A technique to make all of your wishes come true without a genie's lamp will be invented.
  • 2050- Flying cars and time machines will be invented.
  • 2060- A parallel universe where history is altered is discovered by dumb asses in space.
  • 2117- America no longer exists as a nation, good, you deserve it you lazy fat fucks.
  • 2144 - Mexicans steal a time machine, get inside while drunk on bathtub tequila and accidentally travel back to 1947 and crash in Roswell, New Mexico.
  • 2200- First dome city on Mars is constructed, Most of the solar system is colonized.
  • 9000- The world actually ends allegedly.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Its possible the future is also related to Using Too Much Sauce.
  • It is claimed Dr. Wily turned people into Squidward.
  • You are approaching the future as you read this.
  • Your leaving the Past as you read this.
  • I've been to the future, and I do not wish to go there again.