Furry
Furries are a fandom of people who like anthropomorphic animals and live in cities with a young demography. Some furries, called otherkin really believe that they really are animals.
Description and Origins[edit | edit source]
In 1996, in order to compete with the ailing but still successful Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Plankton had Drew Pickles and Arthur Read create Springtrap knockoffs for the Cum Bucket using old carpeting as the suits, and called them the Kummy Krew. They were torn apart by an angry mob with sore buttholes only five days later, because they would viciously rape anyone in the restaurant.
After Drew Pickles died in the Springtrap suit, no further incidents occurred until the original furries were rebuilt by the Barney Bunch in 2009, and later by Daddy Oil Derrick in 2014, and successfully reprogrammed one to be his personal servant.
New Furries[edit | edit source]
"New" furries are already anthropomorphic animals (and the most commonly known). Many have speculated how the new furries came into existence, it still baffles scientists today.
Some Original Furries pose as New Furries
Cosplaying[edit | edit source]
In this hallucinated state of mind (commonly Cosplaying), original Furries organize themselves in larger groups, Conventions, to interact, lure humans in so they can springlock and rape them, and to forget that they're Robots.
Furries are not to be confused with Bronies, although some have been infected with the Furry virus. Their cringe is over 9000 times greater than the Weeaboos.
Raping[edit | edit source]
Some "New" furries like to rape famous people and/or random people on the street to turn them into furries.
Reproduction[edit | edit source]
How the original furries reproduced is unknown, but the common furry reproduces by "yiffing" with other furries (Like how regular animals reproduce).
Preferences[edit | edit source]
Likes[edit | edit source]
Furries likes...
- DeviantArt
- Making people into furries
- FurAffinity
- Zootopia
- Older Disney movies
- Purple Guy
- The Barney Bunch
- Bill Cipher
- Sex
- Tits
- Science
- SoS (Sometimes)
- Other furries
- Gay Luigi
- Spaghetti (Sometimes)
- Bestiality
- Illuminati
- Free speech
- AssAss and TiTy
- Recieving rape
- Anime furries
- Beastars
- Zou
- Mink Tribes
- Inuarashi
- Nekomamushi
- Wanda
- Carrot
- Mink Tribes
Hates[edit | edit source]
A usual furry doesn't support...
- Billary Clitface
- My little pony
- Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
- The Rusty Krap
- People not agreeing their argumentation
- Sciencology
- Any religion besides Viacomism
- Bronies (rival)
- Freddy's gang (especially Foxy and Golden Freddy)
- Viacum
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Kiwi Farms
- Beast Pirates
- Jack the Drought
- Cats (2019 movie)
- Bubble Guppies