Federal Trade Commission

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"You should gone for the head YouTube!" ~ Mr. Douglas-Face belching at YouTube with his fat gossip mouth

The Federal Trade Commission (FTC for short) is some stupid independent agency of the United States government who has bullied YouTube by accusing them of stealing children. So the Federal Trade Commission started a Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (or COPPA for short) forcing YouTube to obey COPPA. Now that Federal Trade Commission just being extremely protective at the children of America and became hyperly stupid and attempted to destroy all videos for kids since Donald Trump was under a risk of being impeached because of the Democrats. They are secretly working for Viacom in order to protect innocent children. Their foolish idea is to bankrupt YouTube by avenging innocent children. Their principal mission is the promotion of consumer protection and the enforcement of civil (non-criminal) U.S. antitrust law through the elimination and prevention of anticompetitive business practices, such as coercive monopoly. They also called YouTube a bootleg business. It is headquartered in the Federal Trade Commission Building in Washington, D.C. and even in Viacom Headquarters, including Hell. It was led by Mr. Douglas-Face

Their business is to eliminate identify thefts by stealing people's identifies that was people that stole your identify. They also think that YouTube committed children identify thefts. This is why you can't use videos to target children

Likes[edit | edit source]

  • COPPA (Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act)
  • Children (Their plan is to bankrupt YouTube by avenging children due to Youtube's reckless mechanic and coding to collect data from real life people)
  • Orders
  • Worshipping Viacom and Satan
  • Their Thanos ways
  • Going genocide by being extremely protective at all children around the world
  • Eating Garfield’s Lasagna
  • Helping Viacom stealing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula
  • Picking their nose with their middle finger
  • Impeachment hearings of Donald Trump
  • Copyright
  • The VSTF
  • Article 13
  • The European Union
  • Spag Union

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

  • YouTube (due to their automatically reckless and stupid mechanics and coding of collecting data from real people)
  • If anyone steals innocent children’s identifies
  • When some outlaw toucha their spaghet or lunch
  • YouTube Poops
  • Being Gnomed, Beaned, Vectored, Rickrolled, Stick Bugged, Diggy Diggy Hole'd, DIO'd, Shronked, Lancer'd, Linka'd, Elmo'd, Doofed, or trolled by Grand Dad’s Bootleg Terrain
  • Being punished and KO’d by Chuck Norris’ Roundhouse Kick
  • Baby Shark (They think that it was a defacement against children’s online privacy)
  • Johnny Johnny (They think that it was a controversial troublemaker of chaos and some defacement against children’s online privacy which made Giygas goes mad since The Loud House was a 100% mistake making Nickelodeon much worse)
  • Speaking Indonesian

MEH![edit | edit source]

  • Luan Loud and her pranks
  • Shronkey’s 12d Adventure Theme Park
  • Steamed Hams (Uh oh, your roast is ruined)
  • Sodium Chloride (Uhh dude… that would be salt)
  • KeekCraft (It’s some guy that saved Roblox from COPPA)
  • Entering Shrek’s Swamp
  • Weird words like Burglebezzlement or Hobbengusher