Federal Trade Commission
"You should gone for the head YouTube!" ~ Mr. Douglas-Face belching at YouTube with his fat gossip mouth
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC for short) is some stupid independent agency of the United States government who has bullied YouTube by accusing them of stealing children. So the Federal Trade Commission started a Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (or COPPA for short) forcing YouTube to obey COPPA. Now that Federal Trade Commission just being extremely protective at the children of America and became hyperly stupid and attempted to destroy all videos for kids since Donald Trump was under a risk of being impeached because of the Democrats. They are secretly working for Viacom in order to protect innocent children. Their foolish idea is to bankrupt YouTube by avenging innocent children. Their principal mission is the promotion of consumer protection and the enforcement of civil (non-criminal) U.S. antitrust law through the elimination and prevention of anticompetitive business practices, such as coercive monopoly. They also called YouTube a bootleg business. It is headquartered in the Federal Trade Commission Building in Washington, D.C. and even in Viacom Headquarters, including Hell. It was led by Mr. Douglas-Face
Their business is to eliminate identify thefts by stealing people's identifies that was people that stole your identify. They also think that YouTube committed children identify thefts. This is why you can't use videos to target children
Likes[edit | edit source]
- COPPA (Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act)
- Children (Their plan is to bankrupt YouTube by avenging children due to Youtube's reckless mechanic and coding to collect data from real life people)
- Orders
- Worshipping Viacom and Satan
- Their Thanos ways
- Going genocide by being extremely protective at all children around the world
- Eating Garfield’s Lasagna
- Helping Viacom stealing the Krabby Patty Secret Formula
- Picking their nose with their middle finger
- Impeachment hearings of Donald Trump
- Copyright
- The VSTF
- Article 13
- The European Union
- Spag Union
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- YouTube (due to their automatically reckless and stupid mechanics and coding of collecting data from real people)
- If anyone steals innocent children’s identifies
- When some outlaw toucha their spaghet or lunch
- YouTube Poops
- Being Gnomed, Beaned, Vectored, Rickrolled, Stick Bugged, Diggy Diggy Hole'd, DIO'd, Shronked, Lancer'd, Linka'd, Elmo'd, Doofed, or trolled by Grand Dad’s Bootleg Terrain
- Being punished and KO’d by Chuck Norris’ Roundhouse Kick
- Baby Shark (They think that it was a defacement against children’s online privacy)
- Johnny Johnny (They think that it was a controversial troublemaker of chaos and some defacement against children’s online privacy which made Giygas goes mad since The Loud House was a 100% mistake making Nickelodeon much worse)
- Speaking Indonesian
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- Luan Loud and her pranks
- Shronkey’s 12d Adventure Theme Park
- Steamed Hams (Uh oh, your roast is ruined)
- Sodium Chloride (Uhh dude… that would be salt)
- KeekCraft (It’s some guy that saved Roblox from COPPA)
- Entering Shrek’s Swamp
- Weird words like Burglebezzlement or Hobbengusher
- UnAmerican government
- Guys who are working for Viacom
- Guys who are working for the VSTF
- Guys who are working for the European Union
- Guys that will make you vomit
- Guys that will make you barf
- Guys that will make you fart
- Guys that will make you wanna pee
- Guys that will make you wanna go to the bathroom
- Guys that will make you Asplode
- Guys who attempt to hack into your IP Address
- Guys who attempt to track down your IP Address
- Guys who attempt to hack into your accounts
- Things that scare Woody
- Things that scare Woody Woodpecker
- Things that make you vomit
- Things that make you fart
- Things that make you barf
- Things that make you wanna pee
- Things that make you wanna go to the bathroom
- Things that make you Asplode
- Unsafe for kids
- Unsafe for adults
- Extremely unsafe for kids and adults
- Inappropriate for kids
- Inappropriate for adults
- Very Inappropriate for kids and adults
- Nightmares
- Nightmares Made Flesh
- Best Nightmares
- Best Nightmares Made Flesh
- Liars
- Viacunts
- Criminals
- Hackers
- People who wanted to steal your identify
- Idiots
- Jerks
- Dorks
- Freaks
- N00bs
- Noobs
- Trolls
- Dictators
- Villains
- Bad guys
- Maniacs
- Berserkers
- Crooks
- Killers
- Vandals
- Terrorists
- Scary
- Insane
- Crazy
- Controversial
- Tedious
- Dull
- Boring
- Lame
- Ugly
- Idiotic
- Evil
- Bad
- Horrible
- Terrible
- Mean
- Angry
- Merciless
- Miserable
- Mad
- A bunch of random spam
- A bunch of random cringe
- A bunch of random slang
- A bunch of random shit
- Not suitable for kids
- Not suitable for adults
- Not very suitable for kids and adults for eternity
- Your kids are gonna s**t their pants