Evil Tiddlytubbies
The Evil Tiddlytubbies are baby Evil Teletubbies. They are really tiny compared to the Evil Teletubbies despite that the Evil Teletubbies are immortals (that look like toddlers) and these things are 20-year-olds (that look like babies), which makes NO SENSE whatsoever. They didn't appear on TV until The Evil Teletubbies Show 2015 TV reboot. Don't be fooled by their cute appearance.
There are actually 8 of them, four of whom are named Evil Daa-Daa (the green one), Evil Umpie-Pumpie (the yellow one), Evil Ba (the blue one), and Evil Ping (the pink one). But, NOBODY (Ok, except for the Teletubbies, Noo-Noo, and Alt 2.0) KNOWS WHICH IS WHICH.
History[edit | edit source]
Since the Evil Teletubbies have no reproductive organs and are too young to...do stuff, Evil Dipsy gave birth to the Evil Tiddlytubbies in 1995 through a test tube, as per Evil Po's request. The thing is, Evil Po found some Evil Teletubby DNA in some of the acid in the Evil Teletubby Land Acid Lake, and Evil Tinky-Winky gave her the idea to use it to reproduce new Evil Teletubbies. They stayed in the tubes for 20 years until the episode Freddy Fazbear vs. Teletubbies, where they were taken out by Evil Po to fight Freddy, Rocket, and Pedobear. Evil Po named them herself, and does not want to tell anyone why they have such odd names, because it's too embarrassing. (However, rumor has it that their names were code words used by Adolf Hitler for fellow Nazis that were translated into Telugu by the Evil Teletubbies.)
The Evil Tiddlytubbies today[edit | edit source]
Evil Po is currently training them to be evil. She started by feeding them Evil Po Doodles, which are essentially Evil Dipsy Doodles but with more mind control powers. Evil Ping is currently the one who follows the most in Evil Po's footsteps, repeating everything Evil Po says and doing everything she does. Evil Po thinks that Evil Daa-Daa is on the right path to becoming a master inventor like Evil Dipsy, as Evil Daa-Daa already invented something called Bad Candee Custard (which is just Bad Tubby Custard with Candee mixed in. HOW PATHETIC.) Evil Ba and Evil Umpie-Pumpie, however, are bad. Ba just causes a lot of trouble, and Evil Umpie-Pumpie doesn't even WANT to be evil. And let's not even get started on the four lazy ones who just sleep...
The Evil Tiddlytubbies in the future[edit | edit source]
In the future, Evil Ping is Evil Po's main minion, Evil Daa-Daa is Evil Dipsy's assistant, Evil Ba will be killed by Evil Po, and Evil Umpie-Pumpie have betrayed the Evil Teletubbies and now work as a partners of Captain 0, Captain 7, Typhoon Katrina, and Tornado Mimi. The lazy ones finally woke up, and take the role of the Evil Tiddlytubbies today.
Also, Evil Ping and Evil Daa-Daa will have a more prominent role on the Evil Teletubbies' show, but the show will be banned 22 years and 6 months after that.
