Evil Thumper The Rabbit

Evil Thumper The Rabbit is an evil rabbit and a cannibal that lives in Evil Teletubby Land. He was also the founder of the dreaded Cult of Lythronax, before Lythronax itself took over.

History

Evil Thumper was originally the leader of the Evil Teletubby Land Bunnies, and was always hated by everyone who ever heard of him. Even people who heard the word "Thumper" thought "Wow, I hate whoever has that name." He occaisonally saw the Evil Teletubbies, but never cared about them. This all changed however, when he killed Evil Tinky Winky for no reason in an episode of Evil Teletubbies. When the other Evil Teletubbies found out, they immediately forced Thumper to take Evil Tinky Winky's place, until he respawned after the end of the episode.

During the episode, Evil Thumper usually acted very sad and mad because of this. Sometimes when the Evil Teletubbies have there backs turned, he will usually take out his gun and point it at them. However usually right before pulling the trigger, he would be stopped by Captain 0.

When the episode was aired, "fans" where confused. Everyone started boycotting the show in an attempt to demand where Evil Tinky Winky was. However whenever they walked up to Evil Teletubbies Studios, the creator will just tell them to Shut Up. Then he will throw captain crunch at them until they will eventually explode. Thumper however, was delighted. When he ate Bad Tubby Custard and Bad Tubby Toast, he fell in love with it. He decided to turn all Humans into them, so he could eat them. To ensure his plan would succeed, Evil Thumper joined the Evil Teletubbies full-time, helping make the Evil Tubby-tron 3000, and using it to become a Evil Teletubby, having discovered that they can respwan. Thumper was turned back into a bunny in the Evil Teletubbies' defeat during the show's hiatus, but he frequently re-transforms himself now the hiatus is over.

A while later, in 1616, Lythronax was reborn in Hell, and Evil Thumper got a perfect view of it all. Then it soon after went on a rampage in Evil Teletubby Land, killing everything in sight. Evil Thumper was inspired by this beast. It was more vicious, destructive, and bloodthirsty than the Evil Teletubbies had ever been! Evil Thumper then killed a bunny near him and brought it to Lythronax as a sacrifice. Shocked at how bitter the soul tasted, Lythronax was very pleased at Evil Thumper and decided to spare him. Evil Thumper thought this new beast was more worthy of worshipping than Satan. He then founded the Cult of Lythronax, and invited other Evil Teletubby Land bunnies to join. They currently make up a fifth of all members.

Trivia

• Before he joined the Evil Teletubbies, he made a film Thumper Vs. The Teletubbies as part of a grand plot. It made a million UnDollars, but when the money arrived, he had joined the Evil Teletubbies, and was busy killing humans, so it went to Rich Guy.
• He is rivals with Snowball.