Evil Teletubby Land Dark Magic Windmill

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The Evil Teletubby Land Dark Magic Windmill is an electronic device created by Good Po's Evil Counterpart to determine what the weather would be like in Evil Teletubby Land.

It was supposed to be shaped like an upside down star, because the Evil Teletubbies are really evil, but then got changed into a Nazi logo because their bosses, the BBC were a Nazi group. The wheel accidentally was made with magical powers that can turn people into Evil Tubby Toast. The Dark Magic Windmill is no longer used to determine the weather, since it could never get it right, but is used to kill people instead. Anyone who sees it (not through a televison) usually dies or gets put into a 8 year hyper-sleep. It's good equivalent is the Holy Windmill.

The entire Dark Magic Windmill toppled over during The Great Evil Teletubby Land Massacre, so it was replaced with the Magic Windmill 2.0, this new model also turns people into Bad Tubby Custard and Stickmen.

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