Evil Teletubby Land Acid Lake

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The Evil Teletubby Land Acid Lake is a large lake of a bizarre, color-changing (Green, pink, purple and orange, in random order) acid, located in Teletubby Land. Giygas' Kolk is usually found at the bottom of the lake. The acid is deadly to good guys, but immensely helpful if you're evil. For the latter it's tasty, power-boosting, turns clones into super-powered forms of themselves, and is a great spot to relax. The lake can never dry out, making it a valuable source of deadly chemicals for traps, experiments, and ingredients for Pie. It is possible that some of the salts found around this lake make are an ingredient in the brine of Weekend Pickles.

The lake is located in between Evil Po’s house and the Evil Teletubby Government base.

It contains 88% ACID! 10% Pee, 00000.0001% of God's power and 100% Satanic Number Captains, who are immune to the acid.

Few people have survived the acid lake, most DIED!

The acid lake was first formed long ago in Evil Teletubby Land, before it was even founded, but it disappeared by the time the Evil Teletubbies we know came. This current acid lake was created during a Bohrok invasion of Evil Teletubby Land. The Bohrok were bored so they attacked. Three of the Evil Teletubbies summoned the Boohbah to destroy them. However, before they were complete, Evil Po used Idiot Manipulation on some Lehvak to make them fill a massive hole the Nuhvok had created.

The acid lake is a very popular tourist attraction. Out of the seven tourists Evil Teletubby Land receives every year, Evil Po pushes six of them into the acid lake. The other one is usually just shot because Evil Po is too lazy to bring them to the lake. The only famous person to ever go into the acid lake was Chuck Norris. However, he wasn't pushed into it... he just thought that it would be a nice place to go swimming and be alone. The Evil People come and bathe here. One guy actually peed into the lake, causing it to change color. Evil Pocoyo landed his Evil Vamoosh on the Acid Lake and destroyed it, but Evil Pocoyo survived. Cuz ye' all know, he's immortal. He also threw all his "friends" into it.

So Beware, or you will DIE!

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Only God, The Undefeatables (maybe Poison-Type and Steel-Type beings) and Number Captains are immune to the acid lake.
  • The death count of people who fell in the lake is 53.2 Million.
  • Rumor when the Evil Teletubby Land Acid Lake contains a ancient lost city known as Tubbylantis that was guarded by Capricorn or the Evil Teletubby Land Acid Kraken
  • The acid in the lake is known as "pontic acid", from the Spartan word "pontus", meaning "lake".