Evil Teletubbies
The Evil Teletubbies (scientific name Ventervision sapiens horridus) may look like they want to play with you (that's a setup), but are actually an evil ally of the Evil BBC, and members of BAFTA (Best Abominations For Toddler Assassination), an award-winning group of international terrorists created by Adolf Hitler who want to destroy little children in their sleep. The Evil Teletubbies also intend to give them Evil CBeebies as well as Evil Dipsy's virus, as well as hypnotize everyone with their show, and kill Homer Simpson. The Evil Teletubbies are almost impossible to defeat, as they are pretty much invincible, and can respawn. There are four main members of this evil organization (called the Teletubby Shitenno) who all eat Evil Tubby Toast and Evil Tubby Custard, and live in Evil Teletubby Land in the Evil Home Dome (because Evil Tubby Tower blew up). They are also immune to the Butt Ghost because they are FAR too evil to have their butts eaten. Every day, they get up, have Evil Tubby Toast, whip Evil Noo-Noo until he cleans up after them and then make a sacrifice to the Evil Baby Sun. They then make a sacrifice to The Devil for good measure and then go out to do some evil stuff such as plotting and approaching the stalker who is repeating everything he is seeing right now. They are Satanists, but they are banned from the Satanist Empire because Googolplex hates them.
Thumper is a Evil Teletubby Land Bunny who used the Tubby-tron 3000 to become a Evil Teletubby, so he would be able to respawn, so his plan to turn all humans into Evil Tubby Toast and Evil Tubby Custard (the only "real" foods he like) would succeed, but he was turned back. He has however, become a Evil Teletubby again many times. But In order to find out why he was turned back, you must read on.
All of these characters joined the Anti-Child Association, having already been sponsored by the Evil BBC. They also appeared as bosses in Super Mario: Teletubbies!, as the main villains, where Mario finds out Evil Teletubbies their show and merchandise hypnotizes people, which lead to their downfall. At the end of the game, it was revealed that they liked to eat Weekend Pickles, so Mario had to give them some. Shigeru Miyamoto also likes their show, though. They also joined the Evil Cbeebies Army. Then, they fused with the Evil Homestar Runner to create a EVIL type, Evil Homestar-Tubbies and fusing Evil Bear Hugger with Homestar-Tubbies makes a new EVILER type: EVIL TELETUBBIES UNBOUND!!! (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!) They also are hypnotizing all of the other TV shows, so run for your life Homer Simpson, run!
Thankfully, on September 11, 2009, the Evil Teletubbies were finally defeated by Tod and Copper, who hijacked the Tubby tron and used it to turn Thumper back into a bunny. And that is why I said earlier you must read down. The Evil Teletubbies were discovered to have survived, and revealed that they spoke Telugu.
The Evil Teletubies also revealed how during their show's hiatus, they used the TVs that were on their chests to show people their show, hypnotizing them. This explains how people got hypnotized during the hiatus. What they would do once hypnotized is unknown. The Evil Teletubbies then escaped with Thumper back to Evil Teletubby land to regain strength.
Some people consider making fun of any old decade-old television show for young children to be absolutely hilarious. Those people are wrong. They are also probably shrieking in a boiling vat of canola oil at this moment.
Tatanga the Mysterious Spaceman created a video game based on them in computer tech class at Nintendus High during the spring of 1988. In 1998, it got ported to the PlayStation as "Play with the Teletubbies". Tatanga says he is sorry for making the game, especially after he and his wife Daisy watched Game Grumps play it. Wander hated the Evil Teletubbies, so he used his hat to kill all four, but he didn't realize he actually killed The Good Teletubbies.
In 2015, they became the subjects of a new TV show of the same name, and learned their tummies also function as touch screens. They also got a custom smartphone called the Evil Tubby Phone as a present from their newest recruit, Alt 2.0.
The Evil Teletubbies and their allies[edit | edit source]
- Evil Tinky Winky
- Evil Dipsy
- Evil Laa-Laa
- Good Po's Evil Counterpart
- WaMr. L
- Thumper
- Evil Ninja Teletubby
- Rainbows (Former Member)
- Evil Boohbah (Minions)
- Evil Furbies (Minions)
- Evil Lemmings (Minions)
- Alt 2.0 (minion)
- Evil Tubby Monster
- Evil Teletubby Land Bunnies (Neutral)
- Evil Gorilla
- Backbone
- Evil Teletubby Clones
- Evil Teletubby Robots
- Skips (Former Minion)
- Tatanga (former ally)
- Your mom (sexual partner)
- MrGamingPerson (minion)
- Evil Johnny Johnny
- The rest of The Evil Teletubby Army.
- Lilligant, the pokemon of pestilence.
- Evil Pocoyo (love them! And the Teletubbies also love him)
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- The Good Teletubbies
- The 10 Loud Sisters
- Evil Barney The Dinosaur
Alternate Counterparts[edit | edit source]
War[edit | edit source]
The Evil Teletubbies have recently gone to war with almost everyone they hate (which is everyone). They command a powerful army which they use to destroy anything that gets in their way. Their only failure to date is being defeated by Bowser, when they were invading his castle. In fact, Bowser even fought against the Evil Teletubbies until they became allies.
Paul Bunyan was also not defeated, but because when the foolish and irate Evil Teletubbies came marching up to Alaska, Paul took one step forward to see what was going on and the Evil Teletubbies fled is sheer terror.
Some time later in the awesome shame Among Us. They'd also go full-out on the Crewmates and ruin their way of living by killing them and killing them and killing them, all whilst impersonating them.
Twitter[edit | edit source]
Recently, the Evil Teletubbies have started a Twitter page/account. You can find it here (it doesn't work anymore).The account is actually operated by one of the Evil Teletubbies's slaves, named Gary "Gary "Gary "David "Dave" Hutchinson" Hutchinson" Sanders" Samson. Or at least it was, until he died (he was killed to death). Now, it is operated by his son, Kevin Sampson, or at least, until he died too. Nobody really knows who operates the account now (Nobody has lied, he operates the account now, but then he stopped using it)
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The Evil Teletubbies was also disqualified from UnAnything's Television Awards and BBC Educational Television Awards due to their naughtiness
- The Evil Teletubbies has been arrested by the VSTF several times
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