Evil Pocoyo
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Evil Pocoyo is you! But you aren't as "childish" as Pocoyo. Pocoyo is a little kid that loves doing things. You know, "things". YES! THINGS! Execpt going to the internet and typing gibberish on the comments of a Facebook post about Po. He also has a Nintendo DS game, but he didn't care about that, so he sued Nintendo and killed Satoru Iwata with his Laa-Laa toy. He has super powers, like taking off his hat, and revealing a knife under it, and using shotguns. His zipper is actually a pacifer, but when the Border Cross Patrol finds him, he takes it off. Pocoyo is Mexican, so he is banned from visiting the United States of UnAmerica, but he's popular on the United Arab Emirates, so no.
Powers[edit | edit source]
- Fast Forward "Grubhub" Dancing Skills: He can dance Grubhub commercial style in high speed after eating Weekend Pickles to confuse his enemies and making them Asplode!
Things loved by Evil Pocoyo[edit | edit source]
- The Evil Teletubbies
- WaWaWaluigi
- Baby Yoshi
- You
- The Language Littles
- Evil BBC
- Evil CBBC
- Anything that scares You
- Super Mario Cookies
- Dipsy Doodles
- Nintendo 64
- Evil Numberblocks
- Him appearing on projects
- His Nintendo DS game, Hello, Pocoyo
- Veggietales (OH NO! WHAT WE GONNA DO!)
- The Scallions
- Between the Lions
- Tsumugi Shirogane
- A Grubhub commercial about stupid people dancing when they're hungry