Evil Peppa Pig
Peppa Pig (scientific name Tetraoculus sinistridon) is an evil, quadrucloptic (four-eyed) druggie who has committed numerous murders and crimes and has been rumored to have sexually assaulted and killed Billy Mays. Peppa pig is currently brainwashing little kids to become selfish, brown-nosing, gay, murderous, rude, evil, satanic monsters.
Birth[edit | edit source]
One night, Evil Mummy Pig and Evil Daddy Pig got horny. Nine months later, Evil Peppa was born. She was so evil that Evil Mummy pig and Evil Daddy pig got into a full-blown argument about which side of the family her evil ways came from.
Death[edit | edit source]
One day Evil Peppa dressed up as Hitler and paraded around town, A la Eric Cartman from South Park. Jewish people beat her to death. She deserved it for being so racist.
Revival and second death[edit | edit source]
Evil Peppa Pig got revived by Evil Po, because Evil Po and Evil Peppa pig are good friends. Then Evil Peppa pig was texting Evil Po about plans to be assholes, she accidentally called Po 'Poo'. Evil Po blackmailed Evil Peppa by kidnapping her parents and saying if Evil Peppa did not say sorry, she would kill them. Evil Peppa pig should of just said sorry, but being the stubborn asshole she is, she did not. Evil Peppa was now in deep sh*t. Even though she hated her parents, she contemplated suicide. She decided to try and rape and maul Po to get her much-hated parents back, but trying to even plan how to do that, Evil Po caught her and said it had been 2 weeks, and Evil Po killed Evil Peppa pig with such brutality, it would even make Satan sick. Evil Peppa has now gone to Hell's third circle. Now she was resurrected as Piggy
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- She once took steroids to make her daily beatings less painful.
- She once binge-ate 666 hot dogs to try and get a flu-shot for cooties.
- She once shat an entire light bulb while appearing on the TV show scrubs.
- She is a big Fan of Pamtri and Cyber 8 (and other deranged animators)
- The only good thing about her TV show is that it is slowly killing the evil known as "American English".
- A Roblox shame known as Piggy that was a Granny inspiration of Peppa Pig. Today in the near future, Peppa Pig is revived as Piggy