Evil CBeebies Virus

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The Evil Cbeebies Virus is a virus that Evil Dipsy, the green (although his race is South African) Evil Teletubby gives to unsuspecting kids that watch The Evil Teletubbies Show by injecting a needle with the Evil Cbeebies virus which (Even Nobody AKA That Guy and the Undefeatables don't even know yet) is confirmed to be Bad Tubby Custard and the Acid Lake's Giygas' Kolk with high caffeine soda. Even the darn adults who are sick get visited by Evil Dipsy in disguise causing them to get the Evil Cbeebies Virus and for them to combust just like the kids. The reason why the things that get shot with the Evil Cbeebies Virus explode isn't confirmed. Even Evil Humbah, the creator of the Evil Cbeebies Channel doesn't know! The survivors, like the guy who wants entertaining and explaining pictures at the top of some pages, has the Evil Cbeebies Virus. A unknown being found a cure for the Evil CBeebies virus, but was unable to cure all the losers who got the virus. It's a parody of COVID-19 in 2020

Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Many kids and bimbos catch this disease like Paris Hilton, Margaret, Megan Fox and others. It causes severe farting problems, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, unnatural demonic screaming and extreme craziness and heebie jeebies (hence why it's called Cbeebies). The only man who has the Evil Cbeebies Virus is Fred Durst.