Eggs

Eggs are either baby chickens or food, althought I suppose you could eat the eggs that are baby chickens if you're hardcore. Their rival is potatoes and their enemy is HowToBasic.

Gaston eats way too many of them.

Facts

1. One egg is approximately equal to one egg.
2. Eggs can be smooshed, scrampled, and cronched.
3. MEOW.
4. You can peel the shell off of the egg to make some delicious chips.
5. The most common sizes of egg are normal and exotic.
6. Historians theorize that eggs used to be made into scented candles.
7. Eggs have the vitamin 才三 which allows them to shift dimensions.
8. Eggs are used to bake items such as muffin, ?, and fruitcake.
9. Eggs get their distinct coloring from their eggness percentage.
10. That's all the information we have on eggs so far.
11. It appears that all of the remaining data has been scrambled.

Tips

1. Always water your eggs.