Duke Onkled
Duke Onkled is the duke of Gamelon. He is the friend of the King of Hyrule, but he is much cooler. He is also a former nearby kingdom to Hyrule and recently annexed as one of its provinces. Just like the king all you have to do to find poops relating to this guy is type "Onkled" into Google
He wears black glasses and smokes cigars from Mushroom Kingdom. He was noticed in many wars, where he captured some cities and connected them to Gamelon.
Later he wanted to conquer Hyrule with Ganon, but Ganon was so stupid, so Duke was arrested. He had to scrub all the floors in Hyrule before the could talk about mercy, but he ordered his slaves to scrub instead of him.
He then sneaked away when Nobody was watching, and ran back to his house crying like a baby. He ordered 16,278,577,157,966.482 guards to guard his castle. He didn't have that many guards, but ordering that much reassured him anyways.
He is now back in Gamelon, playing with his pet bomb and maintaining his Online Group
Character Info[edit | edit source]
Duke Onkled Lucifer Harkinian was born in January 15, 1305 to Martha in a country mansion in Gamelon. He had a talent for working and got a lot of money for his family. His mother now has a mansion, for example. Eventually he became a star in Gamelon and because of his abilities was put on the throne by the citizens. The Onkled Revolution lasted 5 years and changed Gamelon as we know it. However, Onkled was so focused on accumulating wealth that he became hated for greed. He one day succumbed to the greed and sided with Ganon. In an interview, Onkled said "I gave up my kingdom for money. Worst decision ever." After Ganon's defeat at the hands of Zelda, Onkled was brought to Hyrule when Zelda had Gamelon annexed. He was brought to justice and Onkled was finally sentenced to death but eventually pleaded and puppy-eyed his way to the lifting of his sentence. However, he wishes this never happened for now he is the target of large amounts of scorn in Hyrule and he is a castle slave. For some reason, though, he got to keep his outfit which is more valuable than King Harkinian's.
He is loved by his friends and wife
It is shown in the Gunfight series that Onkled is an assassin.
Likes[edit | edit source]
- Money
- Mercy
- Gay Luigi (briefly)
- Mama Luigi (briefly)
- Ganon
- Dr. Robotnik (hated)
- Gamelon
- men [in a romantic way]
- I.M. Meen (hated)
- Fanboy and Chum Chum
- Frollo
- Morshu
- Gaston
- Yoshi
- Blue Yoshi
- Simon Templar
- Chuck Norris
- the king [romantic interest]
- being the kings lover
- having sex with mario and luigi
- Lincoln Loud, Lincoln Loud's ancestor, and Lincoln Loud's genderbent counterpart
Dislikes[edit | edit source]
- Link
- women
- Gwonam
- Impa
- Fari
- Dinner
- Zelda
- Finn
- Fionna
- Weegee
- The Birds
- Malleo
- Morshu
- Hyrule
- His job
- Being spooked
- Being tortured by the Evil Teletubbies
- Jevil