Downtown Arby's

Downtown Arby's is a TV show about a meat sandwich restaurant in an urban setting.

Germans like it because they are all secretly Anglophiles.

Characters

• Ginger Chick: She was killed off in season 2.
• ONIX THE FORTUITOUS SLAYER OF THE BRIGHT RELM: The Prince of Purgatoria, the infernal firstborn son of Lucifer, Gordan Shumway the Rogue, last son of Melmac. Idunno.
• Ciaran Hinds: Not actually on the show.
• Prof. Minerva McGonagall, Dowager Countess McGonagall of Downtown: The OG and an emeritus professor of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Also, she turns into a cat sometimes.
• Susan Pevensie: She used to be a Queen of Narnia, but she forgot.
• Danny Reagan: An NYPD defective detective whose wife died. He reacts violently whenever anyone brings this up.
• Daisy: Mr. Langley asks her to marry him.
• Mr. Langley: Gets rejected by Daisy, so he becomes a computer programmer.

Plot summary

Season 1

Some guy sells food on the black market or something.

Season 2

Ginger Chick gets 1918 Spanish influenza and dies. Mr. Langley proposes to Daisy, but she doesn't answer right away, so he writes "Daisy". She actually doesn't love him, so he ended up teaching the song to a robot 74 years later.