Doddy The Teletubby

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Doddy is one of the Evil Teletubbies, and also the creator of Candee. Not many people today know Doddy, as he didn't make a big appearance on the show until episode 101. He tried to make AkaRed evil but AkaRed, being one of the Undefeatables, refused.

History[edit | edit source]

Many years ago, before the Teletubbies' TV show even aired, Doddy was well known to be one of the Evil Teletubbies. Shortly after they had recorded what was to be the first episode of their show, Doddy decided to become famous before the episode was aired. He went away from Evil Teletubby Land to become famous, and not return until he had done so. Whilst he was gone, the other Evil Teletubbies decided that since he wouldn't be around for a long time, they should make a different episode to be the first episode. The unseen episode became known as episode 0.

Creating Candee[edit | edit source]

After making hs home in a cave by a mountain grove, many countries away from home, Doddy set to work trying to become famous. For many years he studied ways in which others had become famous, then tried them himself, but none of them worked. Eventually however, he discovered Willy Wonka and his chocolate, and Doddy decided to become famous by creating a hit new candy. After much experimentation, Doddy created Candee. It was an instant hit. Proudly, doddy set off home to tell the other Teletubbies.

Returning to Evil Teletubby Land[edit | edit source]

Upon reaching Evil Teletubby Land, Doddy spotted some Evil Teletubby Land Bunnies he had known before he left. He went up to them and told them what he had done, but to his surprise, they didn't remember him. Despite how Doddy could easily describe them, they hadn't the foggiest idea who he was. Doddy decided the bunnies were simply stupid, and threw them in the Evil Teletubby Land Acid Lake. He then told some Evil Lemmings he had known but they didn't remember him either. He decided THEY must be stupid too, and threw them in the lake aswell. He then told some Evil Furbies he knew, and THEY didn't reconise him. Doddy knew Furbies aren't stupid, so he realised everyone had forgotten him. This made Doddy angry, and he got angrier still when he found his episode hadn't been shown. Doddy planned to get revenge. Doddy left a piece of Bad Tubby Toast on the ground as bait, and waited behind a cloud until all the Evil Teletubbies crowded around it. When they did, he attacked them with a RPG 7, an AK47, and a SMG 2. Evil Laa-Laa and Evil Dipsy escaped in a spaceship, but Doddy tried to latch on, causing the rocket to crash and kill them all. All the Evil Teletubbies, including Doddy respawned, and Doddy reminded them who he was. They accepted him back into the Evil Teletubbies, and released episode 0 in the "Meet Doddy" DVD.